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Nov. 12, 2015, 8:29 p.m.

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Flora (Talking to Ben and Courtney): You guys are totally in love Courtney: Yeah, [Stands up and shouts to entire class] Ben is the HOTTEST GUY EVER!

#4707

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Jan. 10, 2014, 7:49 p.m.

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//Discussing switching into Klein's class next semester Arianna (Referring to taking Klein's class): You should do it! Commit suicide with me! Albert: That's a red flag, Arianna. That's not something you should joke about. I should tell a trusted adult. Maybe I should tell Mr. Klein.

#3820

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Nov. 30, 2011, 8:56 p.m.

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//Explaining the definition of "platonic friend" Angelina: But people of the same gender can't have sex!

#8488

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Feb. 4, 2020, 1:30 p.m.

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Jennifer: Hey Lena get the agar Lillian: you need the bigidiba— Lillian: the big boat

#7622

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Sept. 29, 2018, 9:34 p.m.

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//Pre-Calc with Mr. Kirk, he's just finished telling a story about Mr. Giles Kirk: Anyway, Mr. Giles is no longer with us Someone: What happened to him??? Rest of the class: *silent and paying attention because they're wondering too* Kirk: Uhhh, he went to another school????? Class: What??? I thought you said he died!

#9614

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Dec. 13, 2021, 7:57 p.m.

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// Quizbowl practice ended, Andy and Hui talking about lifting Ace: Why are you guys talking about lifting? Hui: Because we're *jocks*. Andy: Wannabe jocks.

#10110

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March 1, 2022, 12:33 p.m.

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// Talking about tennis tryouts Johnny: Jerry, who's on the team? Jerry Song: Your mom, your dad, and nobody else.

#10264

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March 15, 2022, 11:23 a.m.

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// Genshin Michael Wang: Not gonna lie, Mona’s kinda hot. Jerry Jing: Yea, she’s got tennis balls up there.

#293

06

May 21, 2009, 10:21 p.m.

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"We can't do real gases cause we, like, don't know the secret variable of happiness."

#468

06

June 21, 2009, 12:30 a.m.

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Raina: You need to be put in a room with marshmallow-like walls... but DON'T EAT THEM.