#2882

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Feb. 7, 2011, 7:11 p.m.

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Pham: Mole is just like dozen, you know that? Only mole bigger number.

#3201

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April 7, 2011, 10:20 p.m.

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Pham: Some of you need to start caring about your grades more.

#3824

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Dec. 1, 2011, 9:16 p.m.

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//Rose is going around to make sure that no one got the problem correct, so he wins a bet Rose: Wrong. Wrong. That's not right. You tried. Alec, you still have your packet!! //Class erupts into applause

#4061

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March 23, 2012, 8:18 p.m.

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//Mr. Fauntroy reviewing for the Stacks/Queues/Hashing test in Analysis of Algorithms Mr. Fauntory: So, you guys are pronouncing dequeue like that too? (He means the kway uh way version.) //later Mr. Fauntroy: (in a highly stereotypical manner) AYE DEQUEUE!!!

#4064

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March 24, 2012, 8:06 a.m.

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//Magnet Analysis 1A with Mr. Rose Mr. Rose: So in New Jersey, cops take courses in gun safety, anti sexual-harassment, and Calculus to catch you speeding.

#4146

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May 18, 2012, 11:04 p.m.

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Intercom: Is Becca Shofar in class? //Class sort of laughs and looks at Becca while she packs up Grossman: Wow, they actually got the right class this time. Intercom: ... So is she there? Grossman: Yes! Yes she is! Intercom: Can you send her down to the office? Grossman: Sure.  (after she hangs up) It'd be better if she was just like "OK thanks, just checking."

#4180

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Sept. 1, 2012, 2:29 p.m.

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//In Physics class, being lectured about drawing graphs with curves Blitz: Remember how in elementary school, starting math, when your teacher told you that to draw a curve that you just connected the dots with a ruler? I would like to kill all the people who taught you that. All of them. Yes, I meant that.

#4354

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Dec. 16, 2012, 7:26 p.m.

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//Ms. Cullen is on the computer Cullen: Alright, what am I looking for....oh yeah, I am looking for the Internet.

#4548

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June 7, 2013, 9:47 a.m.

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//In Graphics, reviewing for the final. Fowler: (on how to create a Graphics2D object): If you can't get this one right, just kill yourself.

#4985

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May 27, 2014, 7:16 p.m.

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//Julian visits a website and gets a popup Julian: Ugh. I hate popups. Martin: Don't use that website. Josh: Use Adblock. Ramu: Remove it with Javascript!