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Feb. 20, 2020, 3:37 p.m.

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Charlotte: Noam, you like have a type. Charlotte: Everyone has a type. Noam: So what's your type? Charlotte: I don't know. I don't have a type.

#9521

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Dec. 6, 2021, 2:07 p.m.

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Duval: Wait no Andy come back! You're not done! Andy: *running back* I'm Andy.

#8013

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March 15, 2019, 10:13 a.m.

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Anika: Can I go to the bathroom? Duval: Never!!! Duval: Just kidding, of course you can.....take Jeff

#8983

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Feb. 8, 2021, 4:26 p.m.

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// equation of the form log_a (expression) = log_a (other expression) Student: just chop off the logs Kirk: You can just chop off the logs. Which is exactly the pun I needed today. // after finding out pun was not intended Kirk: The best puns are accidental.

#10000

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Feb. 16, 2022, 9 a.m.

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kyei: "what's the wildest thing a teacher could do?" everyone: "uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"

#10619

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May 25, 2022, 3:17 p.m.

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// Chem RNE Pd 9, working in the computer room. Dhruva is using OnShape to model his group's experiment Vera: What units are these? Dhruva: Inches. Vera: American scum!

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April 24, 2023, 10:05 a.m.

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O'Donovan: Why do you want to die, it's too early to talk about about dying! Andy: Why die when you can do chemistry? Jerry Song: Why do chemistry when you can die?

#290

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May 21, 2009, 10:19 p.m.

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"DEAR GOD! YOU SICK PERVERTED UNHOLY BASTARD!!!", followed by: "You're programming in Visual C++?!?!"

#388

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June 1, 2009, 2:48 p.m.

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Wylie: Ms. Piper is so hardcore! She just said, "I never use vim, I just use emacs!"

#1393

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Jan. 27, 2010, 4:34 p.m.

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//At the start of Mrs. Ravilious' infamous 8th period class Mrs. Ravilious: [The other History teachers, namely Mr. Whitacre] were saying I was really funny [...] apparently they were reading Blair Bash. //At the back of the room Cy: This is going on Blair Bash.