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⚐ Report//Justin makes loud sucking noises Justin: Sorry I have to suck out all of the milk. Justin: I have retained some instincts from when I was a child. But I was never a child. I sprung from the womb as a ninth grader
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⚐ Report//An online lesson about writing a rhetorical analysis for AP Lang Aaron: *getting confused about what piece is being discussed* Izzee: "Frederick Douglass did not write about the coronavirus!"
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⚐ Report//Wei-Hwa is talking about the time he met Glenn Seaborg at ISTS Wei-Hwa: He liked telling the story of why Plutonium is Pu. Pl isn't taken by platinum, that's Pt. Piper: Why is it Pu? Wei-Hwa: Because scientists love saying P-U. Piper: *laughs hysterically* That is the best reason!
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⚐ Report//At Daniel Chen's house for an ESS project Daniel's dad: Hey I got pizza. Oh yeah, Daniel Barg is kosher. Can you eat this? Barg: What kind of pizza is it? Daniel's dad: It meat lovers! It has everything on it! Chen: I don't think it's kosher...
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⚐ Report//walking through the hallway in the morning Random Student: OH CRAP!! Us: ?? Random Student: I FORGOT TO TAKE MY MEDICINE!!
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⚐ Report//Talking about where Donaldson saw a "moonbow" (like a rainbow, but made by moonlight) during Optics. Donaldson: It was the on the isle of "Virgin Gorda." "The Fat Virgin." Alex CG: No wonder she's a virgin!
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⚐ ReportRoberts: So take out your pencils and mark up your music! That's why pencils were invented, to mark up music! Billy: THAT'S why pencils were invented?!
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⚐ Report//After ranting about some chicken connection to Looney Tunes that none of the students understood Duval: Come on, guys! Where's all your chicken knowledge? Cathy: In my stomach.