#13102

26

Feb. 20, 2024, 3:58 p.m.

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Schwartz: I thought for sure at least one of you was degenerate enough to carry a laser-pointer on you.

#13107

26

Feb. 21, 2024, 10:25 a.m.

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Someone, randomly in class: Raawr(dinosaur noise) Sahu: I don't know what that was but don't do it again

#13121

26

Feb. 23, 2024, 9:56 a.m.

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William: How can I know if a disabled person can use my device if i'm not disabled? William: Well I can disable myself.

#13180

26

March 11, 2024, 5:51 p.m.

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Jerry Song: Trans people Jerry: She-balls

#13253

26

April 3, 2024, 1:14 p.m.

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Hart: Monday is a professional day but it's also a makeup snow day. Hart: It's asynchronous, which means I'm giving you a giant packet!

#13698

26

Dec. 15, 2025, 1:28 p.m.

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Ashwin: "Everyone wants my meat these days!"

#3536

115

Sept. 10, 2011, 4:35 p.m.

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//Ms. Piper calls the main office after a student faints in her class Office: This is the main office. Piper: Yes, a student fainted in my class. Office: How can I help you? Piper: Well, I don't know! Office: Um, I can't really hear you. Piper: I said a student fainted. Office: A student did what? Piper: Fainted! Office: Ok, we'll send security.

#7565

115

Sept. 4, 2018, 5:09 p.m.

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//points at polyhedra Courtney: Math is good for interior decoration

#12735

115

Dec. 15, 2023, 11:16 a.m.

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Eric Yang: Mr. Rose once called William Roe a typo.

#13717

115

Jan. 23, 2026, 2:55 p.m.

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Sam L: "All the guys at this school look like shit and all the girls at this school act like shit."