#12184

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Sept. 21, 2023, 3:18 p.m.

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Rose: it takes our happy little triangle and smushes it Rose: let's call it the killer matrix

#12198

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Sept. 26, 2023, 9:35 a.m.

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Cole: some people say that i'm hyper-handsome Cole: i don't know, some people say that

#12344

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Oct. 18, 2023, 1:20 p.m.

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Delaney: when you are born—everyone’s born

#12353

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Oct. 19, 2023, 12:10 p.m.

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Sub: Chloe? /t͡ʃʊɫ/

#12727

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Dec. 14, 2023, 8:54 a.m.

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Gabaree: i don't think anything on social media should be encoded in a child

#12729

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Dec. 14, 2023, 9:47 a.m.

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//Kid spills coke on himself Prentice: What did you do? did you *shakes her water bottle up and down in a mocking manner. Kid: yo now it looks like i just pissed myself //Later Prentice: nobody should be looking at that part of your body anyways //Cole turns on warm-up Cole: *reads* a pathetic sight Cole: *gestures at the spill* that is a pathetic sight

#12762

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Dec. 19, 2023, 2:57 p.m.

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Rose: last thing to define is the latus rectum Rose: very silly name but i didn't decide this

#12809

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Jan. 3, 2024, 1:11 p.m.

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Yongle: hey siri do polar bears hibernate Siri: calling Nate Bingenheimer...

#12827

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Jan. 5, 2024, 10:10 a.m.

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// Thermo, a group is making a Stirling engine Jonah: We can eat an entire can of beans. It's not that hard. Jacobs: You're going to eat an entire can of black beans, right now, in class? That is the hardest way to get an empty tin can I could think of. // later, students at the sink, opening the can of beans Jacobs: Are you going to put the scissors IN the beans? Student: No... we already put the scissors in the beans...

#12830

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Jan. 5, 2024, 1:47 p.m.

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Jacobs: So Milkman was... Jacobs: I hate to use such a base term but Milkman was banging his cousin.