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May 17, 2023, 9 a.m.

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Andy: We need to work on the sussy slides. Schafer: You're doing supersymmetry? It's called SUSY(soo-sie). Andy: But among us, we can call it sussy.

#755

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Oct. 26, 2009, 4:38 p.m.

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Ms. Pundzak: "What are the only things that are guaranteed in life?" Student: "Death and Taxes!"

#924

48

Nov. 23, 2009, 7:37 p.m.

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Rose: “I’m being stupid all of a sudden.” Student: “All of a sudden?”

#1040

48

Dec. 4, 2009, 8:04 a.m.

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Pham: Just doing it.

#1104

48

Dec. 8, 2009, 6:11 p.m.

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Burger: Especially when some of us, I guess me, were too hard on the stripper. // Burger mimes snapping something in half with his hands

#1218

48

Dec. 19, 2009, 9:11 a.m.

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//some girl walks into class, asks for scissors Gorss: They're right there //girl walks past Student: what are you making? //Gross makes wrist-slitting motions

#1589

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March 4, 2010, 4:43 p.m.

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Claire: No, he's definitely Norwegian. Mufasa: Wait... wheres Norwegia?

#1690

48

March 19, 2010, 8:09 p.m.

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Sam: He and everyone who buys- Stein: Who's Evelyn Dubai?

#3485

48

Aug. 31, 2011, 4:48 p.m.

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//Talking about Summer Reading in English Class Teacher: You know that list was just some suggestions; you didn't have to choose from that list. Ashu: My dad made me read all the books on the list.

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Sept. 15, 2011, 6:25 p.m.

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Piper: Wait...you're saying you don't have a life?