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March 4, 2022, 10:45 a.m.

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//3rd period Digital Art Joseph: Why scream Blair when you can just whisper Joseph: *writes "mbhs" in lowercase* Joseph, a few minutes later: I just drew a phallic object

#10321

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March 22, 2022, 10:23 a.m.

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//in thermo class Kayo: Snakes are just smooth spiders.

#10538

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May 5, 2022, 5:09 p.m.

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Schwartz: There are things I lie to students about, but telling them they'll "be fine", about something in class, is not something I lie about.

#10633

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May 31, 2022, 8:14 a.m.

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Schwartz: We live in the world of spherical cows and vacuums and no friction.

#10779

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Sept. 8, 2022, 10:19 a.m.

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// Analyzing Thoreau Sudhish: My meat is well seasoned.

#10893

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Sept. 29, 2022, 1:58 p.m.

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Evan Wang: The first rule of aromaticity is to not talk about aromaticity.

#10984

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Oct. 14, 2022, 2:50 p.m.

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Schwartz: This is a math joke, which means it won’t be funny.

#11238

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Dec. 1, 2022, 8:17 a.m.

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Burnell: I'm going to exclude the women from this. Burnell: Not that women don't have the power to kill, because they do.

#11240

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Dec. 1, 2022, 8:47 a.m.

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Mogge: To prove that she was gentle, what did she carry around with her? Ram: A knife! Mogge: No not a knife! //pause Mogge: Well she did carry a knife but what else?

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Dec. 1, 2022, 12:56 p.m.

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Johnny: Who’s gonna fail the quiz today! Prange: Not me!