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Feb. 8, 2016, 9:47 p.m.

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//Discussing the lack of FTC cake in Complex, Schwartz reminds us of the two rules of his classroom Mr. Schwartz' classroom rules: 1. Don't get me in trouble (don't mess up my room). 2. Don't die in my classroom.

#5806

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Feb. 10, 2016, 10 p.m.

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//In Math Phys, talking about electric fields Schafer: Has anyone here ever made a candle? Mangiafico: [tentatively raises hand] Schafer: You've made a candle? Mangiafico: Like the kind that you dip? Schafer: Yeah. How do you make them? Mangiafico: You... dip them.

#5844

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March 7, 2016, 8:48 p.m.

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//During 1st period, there is a loud fire siren outside Student: OK, I think we're going to be doing the Pham lab today too.

#5848

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March 11, 2016, 1:57 p.m.

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Rose: There are 12 kids and 12 party favors. You may think that every kid would get a party favor. Not this birthday party. Imagine a birthday party run by Stein; who knows what could happen. Some kid might get 3 party favors. Some kid might get 0. But they all get cake.

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March 14, 2016, 10:34 p.m.

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//Are you Smarter Than a Blazer? Science edition Host: What is the value of acceleration on Earth's surface? Roxy: (buzzes) Uhhh...the velocity!

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April 12, 2016, 7:47 p.m.

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Joseph: If you take Favid's ID, he's Fave.

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April 15, 2016, 4:10 p.m.

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//During a test Pham: You need to keep trying! How many time you going to marry?

#5886

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April 15, 2016, 4:16 p.m.

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//Mr. Rose enters Mr. Giles' room Rose: This student you taught just won at this Olympic Birding event. He's like one of the best birders. He has to listen to bird sounds and identify them. Wait, it might be called World Series Birding? //Mr. Rose continues talking for about 5 minutes while Mr. Giles stares at him with his mouth slightly open

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May 11, 2016, 9:20 a.m.

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Schafer: What's Samir Paul's last name? Paul. //class laughs Schafer: Shush.

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May 17, 2016, 6:33 p.m.

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//At the jazz concert Eric Shen: Wow, the only people here are like, students from other music classes, parents, and really old people. Misha: What are you talking about? Mr. Paul's here. Eric: Yeah, exactly, really old people.