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Sept. 8, 2010, 1:49 p.m.

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Duval: Cao! Get outta the lab! It's nice to see he's awake today. //later, Cao has his head in his hands Duval: You doing alright Cao? Cao: Huh? What? Duval: I take back what I said earlier.

#2084

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Sept. 8, 2010, 5:20 p.m.

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Anderson: It's fun for me to get up here and go crazy.

#2116

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Sept. 15, 2010, 10:34 p.m.

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Kaluta: Let me tell you how to understand thread notes: you're gonna find the wrong screw, and the wrong nut, and it's gonna be wrong.

#2128

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Sept. 17, 2010, 7:20 p.m.

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Freeman: They blow the whistle so often its like an ADHD game of red light-green light.

#2129

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Sept. 17, 2010, 7:21 p.m.

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Freeman: If you go and look at the juniors, you'll see they're relatively unscathed.

#2138

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Sept. 17, 2010, 7:32 p.m.

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Freeman: Yeah, I have a sister. She has hair!

#2165

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Sept. 21, 2010, 4:26 p.m.

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Roth: My son knew the answer to that in 5th grade. Anne: Your son is smart. Roth: Used to be.

#2170

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Sept. 21, 2010, 4:56 p.m.

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Roth: A student said on a test "I don't know the answer to lim(1/x^2) as x increases without bound. We only did 1/x in class." Then what did I do? Class: What? Roth: (Makes a gun gesture) Bam!

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Sept. 22, 2010, 1:59 p.m.

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//Going over answers to a crossword puzzle Whitacre: "Many family members live together." Well, most people call that mooching! "Irish Americans, for example." Criminals! "Students graduating from high school." That would be- Student: Dooming the world? Whitacre: Yeah, something like that. The world's doomed cuz you guys were born!

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Sept. 24, 2010, 2:24 p.m.

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//SRP students are not on task as Mr. Ostrander enters Ostrander: Okay, if you're applying to Siemens... you guys are obviously up to something stupid. Don't even try to argue.