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Jan. 5, 2010, 5:37 p.m.

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//A bunch of Blair alumni guys from the Blair senior class of 2009 come to visit during their winter break, while Mr. Schafer is teaching freshman physics Schafer: So, *turns to Student 1* where do you go now? Student 1: Carnegie Mellon. Schafer: How is it? Student 1: It's good. Schafer: See, I'm doing an experiment to see how my former students are-- Student 2: You can experiment with me! Schafer: [...] Awkward. *turns back to teach giggling freshman*

#1320

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Jan. 14, 2010, 5:23 p.m.

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Student: so how do you get rid of the little fishy thing? //trying to ask how to remove alpha (α) from the equation

#1440

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Feb. 1, 2010, 7:58 a.m.

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Duval: Did we make fun of emails in this class? Class: No. Duval: Okay then (pulls out stack of papers and reads emails).

#1453

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Feb. 3, 2010, 9:02 p.m.

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//From upstairs: BANG. BANG. BANG. Student: Did they put a basketball court upstairs? Justine: Yeah, just yesterday Trina: Wait, really?!

#1681

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March 17, 2010, 9:12 p.m.

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Roberts: "...measure 63...so that's 4 before 66..."

#1746

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April 6, 2010, 2:38 p.m.

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//Ms. Czap is demonstrating ferrofluid, a messy, black liquid Student: Can I touch it? Czap: No. I'd rather you not go home black. //class laughs

#1843

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April 28, 2010, 11:59 p.m.

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Alex: Binx died. Mythili: What, no way! When? What's going to happen? Alex: They're making a new one and calling it OMARAHSAN!

#1859

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May 2, 2010, 6:35 p.m.

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//A female student is applying makeup Mr. Moose: You look fine! Put that mirror away! You girls drive me crazy!

#1901

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May 9, 2010, 6:47 p.m.

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Freeman: You know what? If you have an economic problem... RELEASE THE KRAKEN

#1994

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June 10, 2010, 5:37 p.m.

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//Pham writing something on the Promethean board Student: Mr.Pham, what are you doing? Pham: I'm trying to prove that you're not special.