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#7241

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Feb. 17, 2018, 9:01 p.m.

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Mr. Street is lecturing about Simple Machines. Mr. Street: "And what's another one?" Mr. Kaluta, trying to give a hint: "What do you use to kill a vampire?" Nicole: "Garlic?"

#8927

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Jan. 22, 2021, 2:01 p.m.

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Kaluta: Even this beautiful cup of tea -- *stops to sip tea* -- has gone cold now.

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Nov. 11, 2021, 9:57 p.m.

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mr rose: “ok 10 second break” mr rose 2 sec later: “ok so-“

#9942

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Feb. 9, 2022, 10:06 a.m.

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// Student walks into class 15 minutes late with a bag of chips Subayi: Food is not allowed in this classroom. Student: I'll be back. *walks out*

#10350

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March 25, 2022, 12:36 p.m.

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Andy: How is a stick of gum like a gun? Jerry Song: They both get people into sticky situations. *Andy opens Blairbash* Jerry: No. Nooooooooooooo! // Later Jerry: I've gone through all 5 stages of grief in one Blairbash quote. Jerry: Noooo! I should have waited until you were done typing.

the punchline was supposed to be "the instant you pull one out, everyone wants to be your friend"

jerry, blairbash, meta, gum, andy

#10625

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May 27, 2022, 4:07 p.m.

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//various people talk about CAP Duval: I have some people in CAP in my classes. Katz: That's cap!

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Oct. 19, 2022, 2:23 p.m.

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//p8 DA Sid: So there's regular giant rat, but there's also diseased giant rat Sid: Y'know, different flavors of rat

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Oct. 26, 2022, 7:47 p.m.

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John: *says hi to a guy by nodding* The Guy: You’re the first latino I have ever seen saying hi like that! John: I’m Filipino

#6661

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Sept. 26, 2017, 5:06 p.m.

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//Anika and Izzee are studying for physics in history Moose: Put the math away!This is history! Izzee: It's not math, it's physics.

#9746

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Jan. 13, 2022, 11:30 a.m.

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Andy, full on sprinting: I HAD TOO MUCH COFFEE TODAY