#4831

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April 4, 2014, 8:42 p.m.

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// Freshman Chem, Pham is discussing quantum states and electron configurations Pham: Okay guy, I going to demonstrate the s, p, d, and f electron orbitals with wooden model. // Pham takes out the s, p, and f models, the d model is missing // With a serious face Pham: Hey! Someone took the D!

#4590

820

Sept. 21, 2013, 2:05 p.m.

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//During 6th lunch in the Chem Help side room, while groups are frantically trying to finish their P-Chem lab //Cathy is dumping excess chemicals into a beaker Shubham: Hey, isn't that my group's beaker? It says Mukund on it. Cathy: Oh, this is the waste disposal beaker. Shubham: So Mukund is a chemical disposal beaker now? Cathy: Yep.

#292

59

May 21, 2009, 10:20 p.m.

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Huzzah! Duct tape fixes everything! Including backpacks and identity crises!

#418

59

June 4, 2009, 6:56 p.m.

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Khoa: I'm not short, I'm travel sized!

#818

59

Nov. 8, 2009, 12:44 a.m.

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Jacob: Guess what the number one non-search engine referrer to mbhs.edu is? Joseph: It would be funny if it were a porn site. Jacob: It is! Joseph: I totally called that one.

#1627

59

March 10, 2010, 6:36 p.m.

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//At the 2010 WWII Interdisciplinary... Parent: So, you've seen an American veteran who fought in Normandy, a soldier in the Russian cavalry, and many other veterans. So, I say we give a round of applause to the ones who are here with us tonight. Crowd: *applause* Parent: [turns to veteran next to him and says something in Russian, probably thank you or something] //Veteran nods as parent talks, then... Veteran: Sir, I have no idea what you just said.

#1977

59

June 3, 2010, 2:07 p.m.

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Eric VA: I fuck with people more than people give me credit for.

#2449

59

Oct. 29, 2010, 4:51 p.m.

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SC photographer: We're doing an article on couples, can we get your guys' picture? //Shelley flicks him off, he leaves for a bit SC photographer (back, now with camera raised): Are you sure?  It would be quick! Shelley & Danderson: NO! //Danderson gets umbrella out of backpack and tries to smack him

#2942

59

Feb. 17, 2011, 3:57 p.m.

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Pham: Mister Piper will pass out the schedules next week.

#3055

59

March 9, 2011, 8:10 p.m.

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Teacher: You want me to tell you a story? I'll tell you a story. A sex story? [Does creepy tongue-waving grin]