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⚐ ReportAndrew Zhao: i've been to the crazy people place so many times Andrew: at this point it's once a week. Andrew: and Alicia Frey says "you can't come back until you sign this" Andrew: it's so annoying // later Andrew: it's not once a week but i've been there multiple times
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⚐ ReportIsak (in fake Georgian accent): I will make you children pancake Isak: And you can drink hydrochloric acid
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⚐ ReportGlenn: My daughter told me the other day "I asked Bernard to be my valentine." // Later Glenn: So last night Alice was calling her dad and said "I asked Bernard to be my valentine". Glenn: And her dad said "well I guess you could ask him for his parents' number and arrange a playdate". Glenn: Alice said "if Bernard comes over it will be a real date". // Later Glenn: I'll scope him out. Glenn: I'll tell him to sit down. Glenn: "What are your intentions with my daughter?"
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⚐ ReportRose: do you want to see a nasty function Rose: do you want to text your loved ones? Rose: It's the am i a rational number function.
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⚐ Report//Schwartz holds up/examines a mysterious dark solid object, wrapped in transparent plastic, maybe 5 cm in diameter Jacen: Can you eat it? Schwartz: No! ... but good question.
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⚐ Report(Eli points to book on shelf: "Physics in the 20th Century") Eli: This book is 100 years late. Craig: No, it's 10 years late. Eli: No, it's 10 years and some months late. Craig: Fine, it's 11 years late. Eli: Prove it. Craig: Touche!