#10592

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May 19, 2022, 12:59 p.m.

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Schwartz: I guess bells aren't ringing today *Bell ring immediately after he said that* Schwartz: I guess bells are ringing today.

#11138

2424

Nov. 11, 2022, 7:41 p.m.

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// After a Captain Zero vs. Infinitus performance, members of the group are sharing how the performance spoke to each of their souls. // Anannya was Infinitus and Amanda was Captain Zero Amanda: Not to make this too heavy, but I’ve been having some relationship issues with Anannya and this was a great chance to take them out on her.

#11289

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Dec. 8, 2022, 9:55 a.m.

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Smolen: I'm trying to imagine Shrek speaking Korean and I just don't see it happening. Smolen: Korean society is too elitist for an ogre speaking Korean.

#11462

2424

Jan. 25, 2023, 8:19 a.m.

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Sahu: It's like I stop teaching, and all of a sudden people develop personalities

#11471

2424

Jan. 26, 2023, 11:15 a.m.

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Smolen: Ricky, one day you'll end up with a pencil in your esophagus.

#11622

2424

March 1, 2023, 10:13 a.m.

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Smolen: Bring a light backpack, not the 5 ton backpack magnet kids like to drag around.

#11806

2424

May 3, 2023, 12:22 p.m.

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Evan: Did you know that if you unraveled your small intestine and stretched [it] across an Olympic swimming pool, you would die? Kian: I was not expecting that

#11900

2424

May 25, 2023, 9:01 a.m.

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Sahu: APs are bull...stuff! Sahu: Collegeboard can go suck...air! Sahu: This is how you know I'm tired. I get dangerously close to saying offensive stuff.

#12334

2424

Oct. 17, 2023, 2:38 p.m.

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Bosse: In all my 32 years of teaching, I don't think 9th period has ever been cancelled.

#13502

2424

Nov. 8, 2024, 12:46 p.m.

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Collection of Certified Rose Moments since BlairBash last went down: // Rose: on Wednesdays we take the parallel postulate, on Thursdays we take postulate 5'... Dylan: and on Fridays we play the cure! // Rose: why are you doing that? Are you doing that because i was doing it? Are you making fun of me? Class: *no answer* Rose: alright! // Rose: Kline is just Klining all over the place // Rose: You actually like Morris Kline? Is that why you whispered? Vera: yes Rose: weird // Rose: This is in my nightmares, I stop talking for one second and all the teenagers start talking, this is what I have nightmares about. // Rose: What was I talking about? I love my job, nightmares... // Rose: so what are Europeans doing around 1550? Rose: they're exploring, colonizing, killing people... Rose: they're building a lot of ships, and they're-- Student: mercantilism Rose: mercant--yeah all that stuff. // Rose: we can't do everything today because what will we do tomorrow? // Rose: if someone's calling it a principle or a doctrine that's how you know they're bullshitting you. Rose: the doctrine of "give me $20"