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Dec. 7, 2023, 12:57 p.m.

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Jacobs: Everything is about sex, there's actually three types of sex in this book! Student: 3 types of sex??? Jacobs: Yep! Student: What do you mean by types? Jacobs: OH not like having sex with a COW or anything don't worry Students: Why is that your first example? (Later) Jacobs: Sex can represent enlightenment, submission, desire- Student: What does cow sex represent Jacobs: Rebellion.

#12731

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Dec. 14, 2023, 5:34 p.m.

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Penn: You see, the thing you'll notice about water, is that it doesn't actually change temperature - A few moments later after various incredulous stares - Penn: Wait- I meant-

#12759

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Dec. 19, 2023, 12:16 p.m.

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// Talking about her daughter Alice Glenn: She's a bloodthirsty little savage.

#12761

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Dec. 19, 2023, 2:41 p.m.

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Rose: whose yellow drink is this Jesse: it's mine Saanvi: what is it Jesse: it's piss *takes a sip* Saanvi: ewwww Rose: well that was great, merry Christmas everybody

#12821

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Jan. 4, 2024, 3:48 p.m.

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// Skimming through Logicomix Rose: Bertrand Russell’s parents were in a sort of… non-traditional arrangement… Stephen: A throuple? Rose: Yeah, a throuple Rose: That’s the first time I’ve said that word out loud

#12825

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Jan. 5, 2024, 7:49 a.m.

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// Andrew Zhao says that his uber driver cancelled on him 3 times Andrew: that's what i'm saying Andrew: i'd cancel on myself too

#12829

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Jan. 5, 2024, 1:44 p.m.

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// Mr. Wilson, talking about his AP Lit teacher thought he plagiarized an essay Student: Why did he think it was plagiarized? You were the one who wrote it. Wilson: Oh, he thought it was too good.

#12839

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Jan. 16, 2024, 8:56 p.m.

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//Mia Payson has a bottle of kombucha and we were talking about it Emily Lee: You know kombucha the SCOBY? that's nasty //Vinegar is mentioned and Emily googles "mother of vinegar" Emily: Yeah like that's nasty too. why is it jelly like? Mia: well kimchi is the same thing too. Emily: I don’t even like kimchi! Emily: I’m not a real Korean. Mia Payson: you’re more whitewashed than the actual white person.

#12863

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Jan. 18, 2024, 10:58 a.m.

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Zoe: My brother forced my eye open and my eye rolled backwards.

#12898

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Jan. 26, 2024, 7:47 a.m.

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//Rose describes the things he had planned for Logic for which he ran out of time Michael: Do you ever think that Logic should be double-period? Rose: No, Logic doesn't need to be double-period. I just need to cut out some junk. Rose: I've come to the point where I'm willing to admit that.