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March 2, 2018, 9:49 a.m.

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//While thinking about how to solve a statistics problem Noah Singer: wait, okay... okay... First off, I need a tambourine.

#7482

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May 9, 2018, 8:32 p.m.

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//pd 9 AI, Mark was at a game yesterday Piper: Mark we missed you! Mark: Sorry, I thought I was going to be here but then I wasn't. Piper: It's alright. There was a party, and Margaritas were served.

#8731

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Nov. 11, 2020, 2:51 p.m.

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Blake: Come on people, do you like bread? Blake: Warm bread? Right out of the oven? // Later Blake: I like bread -- a little too much.

#8733

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Nov. 12, 2020, 10:11 a.m.

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Kirk: Think about why this -- is ... brilliant. Kirk: I do not claim to be brilliant, by the way. // Later Kirk: Think about why this is *genius*!

#8918

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Jan. 21, 2021, 1:07 p.m.

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Kirk: If you're a square, you're probably positive

#9182

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Sept. 15, 2021, 4:25 p.m.

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// derivative notation Schwartz: Clearly, you all have strong opinions already! And if you don't, you will in ten seconds! // D_x(f)|_c Schwartz: And raise your hand if you like this one ... // no one raises hand Schwartz: Good, good! You shouldn't like that one. It's bad and it should feel bad.

#9359

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Nov. 12, 2021, 4:20 p.m.

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Mr. Culver: There's only ten minutes in class. not long enough for you to write your life story... I'll give you til Tuesday.

#9592

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Dec. 10, 2021, 2:29 p.m.

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//chaotic duval anthology, december 10 "I'm not stealing Derek's seat. I mean, I am, but not from Derek." "I can read French maths problems at a second-grade level." "But you know what I don't have to do here? I don't have to euthanise anything! Look at all the non-euthanised people here!" "Maybe it's a good idea to have a clue what you're talking about." "I just kinda do what I want to do, and nobody's told me not to!" "I took AP Computer Science when we used BASIC. Don't talk to me about fancy code things!" "I was like, 'oh, look, I can see that you're dozing off -- and that's adorable.'"

#9703

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Jan. 6, 2022, 8:10 a.m.

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Schwartz: we will have a BFT on the last day we meet for the quarter. Student: what does that mean? Schwartz: mcps initialism. Don't worry about it. Schwartz, quietly: if anyone actually knows, please tell each other quietly

#9833

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Jan. 26, 2022, 2:46 p.m.

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// Student is going to bathroom, Stelzner is writing a pass Ms. Stelzner: Anti-white pass, that's my political statement.