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Oct. 27, 2015, 4:25 p.m.

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//Mr. Street instructs the class to hold up the amount of fingers in their group number. He ends off with "1" and holds up one finger. Student: Wait, what group am I in again? //Mr. Street facepalms with his finger

#5637

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Nov. 11, 2015, 10:24 p.m.

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Student: So if you plant 75 trees, each tree will generate -12 apples? Giles: Yes. When the owner goes shopping for apples, when he gets back, they all disintegrate.

#5651

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Nov. 19, 2015, 6:08 p.m.

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//Mr. Street looks over at Niles Street: Hmm... white boy... white boy... white boy... Street: NILES! Go get Kevin from the computer room!

#5664

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Nov. 25, 2015, 3:32 p.m.

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Schwartz: Definite and indefinite integrals are totally unrelated. Just like flammable and inflammable mean the opposite things.

#5677

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Dec. 3, 2015, 2 p.m.

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Rose: I'm sharp because I got good sleep tonight

#5681

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Dec. 5, 2015, 6:25 p.m.

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//Mr. Ostrander lecturing the 8th graders applying for CAP Ostrander: You all are lucky and unlucky. You're lucky that you get to leave earlier than the other kids. You're unlucky that you don't get to take the math portion of the test.

#5736

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Jan. 13, 2016, 6:05 p.m.

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//Before a small test Davis: Take out any murderous weapons such as knives and... Kevin: Don't tell anyone, I still have my knife here.

#5737

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Jan. 13, 2016, 9:39 p.m.

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//During Silver Chips Online's story session, where everyone gets in a circle and shares ideas for stories to publish Eleanor: Someone's been releasing stink bombs and no one knows who it is. We could do a news article on that. Divya: Thaaat's what that was? I thought someone had a stomach problem! *Bobby and Brian stare at Divya, dumbfounded*

#5824

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Feb. 22, 2016, 9:34 p.m.

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//Explaining limiting reactants Pham: I don' go to McDonal' buy double cheeseburger! That too cheap for me! I go to Five Guy!

#5828

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Feb. 23, 2016, 9:21 p.m.

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// Talking about senior research project papers to the freshmen Pham: You gonna go through the reams of paper! You gonna go through toner after toner for your inkjet printer!