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#571
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⚐ ReportHinkle: In Texas, if you shoot someone on your porch, you gotta drag 'em into your house to make it legal. I read a case. Porch doesn't work, house works in Texas. Gotta wait 'till they cross the threshold.
#581
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⚐ ReportPham: You guys waste of county money. For each magnet cost 400,000 a year. You know how much school bus cost? 300,000 for bus with no floor like in Wallops.
#592
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⚐ ReportPiper: You hear interesting things when you fall asleep on the couch and wake up at 4.
#637
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⚐ ReportWhitacre: This year, [Back to School night] is going to be a Thursday, so if I take Friday off and play my cards right, I can visit parents, then the bar, then bed.
#648
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⚐ ReportWhitacre: It's a shiv! Go take that to prison. Whammo, you're out. Jacob: It's called Blammo.
#661
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⚐ ReportStein: Any questions on the homework? Student: Yes, number 35 please. Stein: What about it? Student: They told me to do it with a calculator, but I don't know how to. Stein: They want you to do what with a calculator? *mumbles* That sounds sort of dirty *licks his lips*
#665
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⚐ Report//Mario is trying to ask a question, but Michael and others are talking Schafer: I'm sorry. I can't hear you because some people think they're more important than you. Mario: They're probably right.
#683
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⚐ ReportWhitacre: You read those [philosophy] books, and you're just like, "What are you talking about? I would argue, but I don't know what you're saying!"
#691
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⚐ Report//talking about burials of leaders Whitacre: $10,000 to put a guy in a hollow stick and bury it! Just use a baggy! You use zip lock, you're like, "I just saved $9,996, I'm going somewhere!"