#10645

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June 3, 2022, 4:10 p.m.

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Fus, over PA: Mr. Schwartz, I need [Student]. Schwartz: [Student]! Okay, got it. ... [Student], Ms. Fus needs you. ... You must save her from her trials and tribulations! // Student leaves Schwartz: ... I dunno. [Student]'s not amused by my commentary.

#10653

57

June 6, 2022, 2:43 p.m.

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// Talking about Top Gun Rao: I couldn't help but laugh at some of the dialogue. Rao: But the planes were cool I guess.

#10664

57

June 7, 2022, 5:23 p.m.

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//chaotic schwartz anthology, june 7 "You are immersed in fluid right now. ... I'm not sure why I'm saying 'you', when I should be saying 'we', for I, too, am immersed in fluid." "You are immersed in fluid at all times, so this is not just an everyday experience, but an every-moment experience. I'm glad I can connect maths class to your everyday lives." "They have another depth at their shoulders, which is where their arms meet their bodies, I guess, because that's how shoulders work." "These versions of Schafer and Davis are flat. They are cardboard cutouts of Schafer and Davis. This solves the problem of breathing." "This marker is a submersible -- in atmosphere. Every vehicle is a submersible. Your bicycle ... is a submarine."

#10752

57

Sept. 1, 2022, 4:10 p.m.

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Schwartz: Technically, on evenings or weekends, I need parent permission [to talk to a student over Zoom] -- Schwartz: but there's no way your parents are going to say "no" to you talking to your maths teacher to get help with your maths class.

#10980

57

Oct. 14, 2022, 8:47 a.m.

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Burnell: I will be spending the weekend painstakingly grading your SAQs while hopefully watching Michigan beat up Penn State.

#11005

57

Oct. 19, 2022, 8:57 a.m.

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// Talking about a boring video Burnell: I almost pulled my hair out.

#11016

57

Oct. 20, 2022, 9:12 a.m.

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Jerry Song: Every study I do is quadruple blind because even I don't know what's going on!

#11022

57

Oct. 21, 2022, 7:41 a.m.

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Tinsley: Newark is the armpit of America

#11078

57

Oct. 31, 2022, 9:22 a.m.

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Jerry Song: The square cube law implies that your mom is hot!

#11090

57

Nov. 1, 2022, 1:24 p.m.

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Jerry Song: Why’s it named like that? Andy: Because IUPAC said so. Jerry: Well why don’t you IUPAC deez nuts!