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Dec. 7, 2021, 8:35 a.m.

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// 7th pd bio Duval: So Caleb walked in on our marine biology class, and we were doing dissections. Duval: And it took us FOREVER to get him out of our class. Andy: Let's dissect Caleb!

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Jan. 14, 2022, 4:03 p.m.

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//suggesting the relevance of a relation between secants and derivatives Schwartz: It would be really nice if we had some property ... or some *theorem* ... for this. Schwartz: It would really *mean* a lot to me if we could prove that this is true. Schwartz: I would see great *value* in this.

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Oct. 3, 2022, 1:35 p.m.

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Andy: Attention? What's that? I've never paid it in my life. Christopher Jin: Just like my taxes.

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Sept. 21, 2025, 10:09 p.m.

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O’Donovan is teaching chemistry and is asking everyone on their favorite scientists. Lucas Kim: My favorite scientist is Goebbels!! everyone stays silent in shock… O’Donovan: say that again?? Lucas: Goebbels! I love his theorems, like the e- O’Donovan: ohhhh you mean Gödel, like the mathematician/logician! Lucas: yea yeah exactly!! Goebbels, my favorite logician!! Context: Goebbels was a wwii nsdap war criminal responsible for propaganda in the third reich

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Dec. 7, 2021, 1:04 p.m.

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Stephen: Hm, it's very thick. Ace: Just like his nudes!

#313

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May 24, 2009, 8:45 a.m.

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Gibi: My mother said I was weak from lazying about all the time so I picked her up and carried her outside and left her there.

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May 31, 2009, 11:51 p.m.

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"They're not like multiplying, they are multiplying" ~ Mr. Hammond "Yeah, well, you're like about to fall off the segway." ~Mr. Schafer

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June 5, 2009, 7:09 p.m.

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//Shiv had asked a question about the precalc exam Schafer: *turns to Jared* "Can you translate please? I don't speak 9th grader anymore."

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June 21, 2009, 12:32 a.m.

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Mr. Pham: Look at me. Look up! I know I'm ugly, but you have to look at me.

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Sept. 18, 2009, 1:52 p.m.

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//On political ideologies: Swaney: If you're conservative you have no heart, and if you're liberal you have no brain.