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#12911
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⚐ ReportGlenn: [My rat] is a 35 dollar monthly expense Glenn: They have to put the rat under anesthesia because otherwise they'll bite, right? because they're drilling their teeth Glenn: And they have this tiny *gestures* nose mask to put laughing gas in it, on the rat and its so cute!
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⚐ ReportGlenn: There was a tooth on the roof of my mouth. Glenn: and they tried to put a bracket on it but it wouldn't budge Glenn: So I had to get it surgically removed Glenn: It broke into four pieces Student: You can scam the tooth fairy for four times the money Glenn: For the longest time, my sister was my tooth fairy Glenn: and I found the box she kept them in Glenn: and i smooshed them together
#12915
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⚐ ReportGlenn: Not to sound serial killer-ish but squid are really beautiful on the inside
#12920
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⚐ ReportRose: Normal people have to stop at red lights, tolls rests, etc. Justin: You don't *have* to. Rose: That's true. You don't have to.
#12925
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⚐ Report//Schwartz introduces "isomorphism" Kelin: That's bad grammar. It should be "I'm so morphism".
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⚐ ReportJorgensen: Bill Nye was an electrical engineer before he was Bill Nye Jorgensen: well he was always Bill Nye you know what I meant Jorgensen: I'm gonna walk away
#12946
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⚐ ReportDylan: Have you met my dad's girlfriend? She's French. Nikhita, from across the room: Your dad has as French girlfriend? So do I! // She breaks down in laughter
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⚐ ReportWilson: "Good little minority!" *gestures a pet motion* Miles: *looks around, scared*
#12954
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⚐ Report//Rose is handing out textbooks Natalie: Why is it so crusty? Rose: If you feel strongly enough do you want another one? Natalie: No it's ok.