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Sept. 11, 2023, 5:30 p.m.

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//chaotic rose anthology, september 11 "Now, I am an intellectual, so I have a copy of the complete works of Plato." "At first, I thought I just didn't understand the theory of Forms. Later, I realised that no one gets it. Plato doesn't get it." "If we had infinite time and resources, I could have you answer all the questions, but that would be too much." "Imagine you're with your 50 friends, and you're in a cult. This is great." "Okay, yeah, you guys know too much." "This is really important, so I want you to feel it, emotionally. They found out that the square root of two is irrational." "This was back from the days when Twitter was fun and good. Now it's miserable."

#12099

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Sept. 12, 2023, 7:49 a.m.

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// Ace and Jerry Song are solving a mathphys integral Stein(to Ace and Jerry): Stop doing math. Stein: What are you even trying to do? Jerry: Statistics! Finding the arc length of the normal distribution!

#12107

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Sept. 12, 2023, 3:08 p.m.

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Jacobs: What happens if you cheat? Student: You get a zero Jacobs: For the rest of your life, every night, as you go to sleep, you will remember that you are a dirty cheater, with poor ethics and morals. Jacobs: That's the worst I can do. ... I'll also give you a zero, but that's not as bad.

#12112

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Sept. 13, 2023, 12:49 p.m.

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Mather: want to meet that cute man?

#12141

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Sept. 16, 2023, 3:13 p.m.

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Rose: that's not a trapezoid, unless you're depraved

#12154

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Sept. 19, 2023, 12:25 p.m.

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Kirk: mr. Hammond, you haven’t drawn a pink elephant on the board in a while! Hammond (pirate voice): elephants do not be swimming in the briny deep! Hammond: they do be swimming though. Hammond: I have seen it on my travels!

#12166

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Sept. 20, 2023, 11:26 a.m.

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Justin: Thank you for your milk, Gerald Justin: You have no idea how much I've missed his milk

#12177

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Sept. 21, 2023, 8:48 a.m.

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Kirk: I will eat this chicken sandwich if there is less than 1000 grams of mold on it. Kirk: I mean, two pounds is fine, right? You weight lifters know how much two pounds is, not that much. //later Kirk: So, we reach out to Bill Nye... and he dips [my chicken sandwich] in radioactive waste. Kirk: The mold no longer grows. It has a half-life of 6 days. Kirk: The sandwich was a very well-made sandwich. Radioactive waste can't mess it up. A chicken sandwich! //later Kirk: So it would take 20 days for the chicken sandwich to get to 1000g of mold, at which point I am willing to eat it. Student: Wouldn't it be easier to make another chicken sandwich? Kirk: No. It is a good chicken sandwich!

#12182

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Sept. 21, 2023, 3:13 p.m.

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Rose: ruh-ref yourself into doing it on a pencil and paper

#12187

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Sept. 21, 2023, 4:37 p.m.

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//chaotic rose anthology, september 21 "But I am not an 8th-grade Geometry teacher. I am Euclid." "This is why I don't let juniors take this class. Things get crazy. We're going to the Absurd World." "Now, Fitch-style proofs to the rescue!" "Fitch-style proofs aren't just for this class. You can do them for the rest of your life." "This is a proof-by-cases, inside a proof-by-contradiction, inside a conditional proof. There's no reason to be scared. This is just what's going on." "Angela saved me there. I'll remember that forever." "His name is Viktor Blasjo. I love him. He and I are Twitter friends." "[Ancient Greece] was like unending argument at a school board meeting."