#6075

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Oct. 27, 2016, 11:55 a.m.

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Stein: I'm early voting today. Students: Why? Stein: Because I'm a habitual jaywalker... Students: And the chance that you get hit by a bus is not zero. Stein: Yeah, I want my vote to count. Giles: What happens if you get hit today? Stein: Well, I'm not gonna jaywalk today.

#6128

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Dec. 21, 2016, 5:51 p.m.

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//Math phys is doing physics problems in front of the class. Schafer gave everyone two cards, and is calling people by drawing cards. Kusal's card gets drawn. Kusal: Damn it! This next one is going to be the bicycle problem, I just know it. (The bicycle problem is hard) Schafer: Hmm...I will make you a deal. If you can correctly guess the number of the next problem, you can not do it. If you guess wrong, your card goes back in the deck, and I will use your two lowest scores. Kusal: Wait...hold on...yeah, let's do it. //Class murmurs about Kusal making a bad decision //Kusal writes a problem number on the board. Schafer goes to the next problem. Schafer: Yeah, no. It's not the bicycle problem. //Class is laughing Schwartz: Moral of the story: never make bets with Schafer.

#6145

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Jan. 4, 2017, 6:58 a.m.

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Daniel Busis: Stop putting "eigen" in front of every damn word!

#6162

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Jan. 6, 2017, 7:05 a.m.

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Random 6th grader from Eastern: What's the scientific name of a weiner-dog? Jessica: ...a hot dog? Debkanya: They don't have scientific names. Jessica: Wait. You mean the animal, not the food?

#6165

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Jan. 6, 2017, 5:27 p.m.

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//Pd 1 Schwartz Schwartz: Be better than those guys, they're bums.(talking about upperclassmen) Jason: Can I quote you?

#6195

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Jan. 13, 2017, 5:43 p.m.

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Allison: Tu es fou. Le: What??? Teacher: She's calling you LeFou like Gaston's friend. Allison: Umm no? Le: Oh I like Gaston. Teacher: He is strong. Le: He was a powerful man. Teacher: Like the power of two barges. Le: Yeah, yeah. And Gaston has such leadership potential. He rallied the villagers so well against the Beast. Teacher: Hmm, what would Trump say about that in 140 characters or less? Allison: He made Disneyland great again.

#6215

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Jan. 26, 2017, 4:39 p.m.

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// Presenting about THC and the cannabis plant in Orgo Perry: Apparently, the leaves are supposed to stop herbivores from eating it. I'm not sure how that would deter them.

#6258

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Feb. 24, 2017, 8 p.m.

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Rose: Sambuddha, it's free public school education, you don't get to complain!

#6275

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March 6, 2017, 7:55 a.m.

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//Pd 1 Bio Frels: Today we're going to review monohybrid and dihybrid crossings. //Pause Frels: Then we'll do an activity called Make a Baby

#6286

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March 8, 2017, 1:37 p.m.

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//Students 1&2 peel 2 of the big chrome stickers off of Chromebooks and are about to put it into a textbook Adamson: Why are you guys doing that!? Student 1: How else would you know it's a Chromebook?