#981

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Nov. 25, 2009, 9:39 p.m.

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Mr. Freeman: I can't be President, I'm bald!

#1019

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Dec. 3, 2009, 9:49 a.m.

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//Stein is playing Calculus the Musical Burger: Wait, Mr. Stein, do the limits of integration have to be constant? Stein: Listen to the song, Burger!

#1034

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Dec. 3, 2009, 9:42 p.m.

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//When asked how he burned the edges of his English creative project Joseph: With a lighter...and my foot, for stamping it out when the burning got out of hand. Which was like, every page.

#1039

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Dec. 4, 2009, 7:56 a.m.

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Hammond: The one who's blond or the one who's Latina? Shirley: Not blond. Hammond: Then the one with the Latina name. Jacob: As opposed to the blond name? Hammond: Stop being smart.

#1076

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Dec. 8, 2009, 8:49 a.m.

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Pham: If you want be lazy bum and do nothing, doing the teaching! Why you guy laughing? It true!

#1079

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Dec. 8, 2009, 2:30 p.m.

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Conway: Mr. Swaney, what did you do last night? Swaney: News spreads fast! Jacob: What?! I haven't heard about this yet! Swaney: Should I make Jacob leave the room? Jacob: Can I go to jazz band? They kinda want me. Swaney: [thinks for a second] Yesss. Though, last class when Jacob wasn't here, something still ended up on BlairBash. Jacob: It was one of the other 30 kids in the class! *points accusingly* Guest speaker: What's BlairBash? //Jacob leaves the room with his backpack and trumpet Swaney: So, last night...

#1086

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Dec. 8, 2009, 2:36 p.m.

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Dr. Smith: The English department's getting more and more insistent that you interact with the Promethean board.

#1088

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Dec. 8, 2009, 2:39 p.m.

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Schafer: This is, for all intents and purposes, a security mirror for 7-11. Hang on, I stole one. //Schafer escapes into the back room to look for his mirror, but it's been STOLEN!

#1107

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Dec. 9, 2009, 9:50 a.m.

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Stein: Going over homework has left me speechless. I'm going to have to mime the rest of class. (begins miming the Ratio Test with little success)

#1109

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Dec. 9, 2009, 10:08 a.m.

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Hinkle: Aight! Yo, Earth to class! Shhhh! Yo! It looks like Scotty has already beamed some of you up.