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812

Sept. 18, 2025, 2:28 p.m.

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//Chaotic Rose Anthology 03.09.2025 "We have 35 people in this class and only 34 desks, so whoever walks in last doesn't get a desk." "This is good practice for 2060 when the robots have taken over and you're all enslaved and you all have to go around talking like this." "Would you like to be so good at propositional logic that you just cough and you're just *blghblghblgh* and you're doing all kinds of propositional logic moves and manipulations? The answer is yes!" "There's no seats available, so you're just going to go to the ground if you're annoying me." "This can't really be done in 55 minutes, but I'm going to make it happen anyway." "Being righ is great!" "THERE ARE NO CIRCLES IN THE WHOLE WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!"

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812

Dec. 5, 2025, 9:21 a.m.

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Akshay: I'm the Freshman devourer

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812

Dec. 17, 2025, 2:45 p.m.

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// Pd. 9 AP Gov Grace: Wasn't Trump friends with Epstein? Ezra: Yes, for a long period of time. Grace: But didn't they start opping eachother? Ezra: Yes, but this isn't relavant. Grace: Yes it is! Ezra: How is it relavant? Grace: I don't know.

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Jan. 16, 2026, 2:28 p.m.

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(Eric Shi repeated places eraser on and off of a calculator’s solar panel) Eric: I’m waterboarding it.

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Oct. 11, 2019, 10:25 a.m.

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//Genetics Period 3 Sloe: Noam, did you find your packet Noam: Yeah Sloe: Did charlotte help you find it? Charlotte: Yes.... Sloe: Then she must have a uterus

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Jan. 5, 2011, 1:59 p.m.

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//Patrick, George and Aleksander are fooling around in physics Amy Yan: Can you guys get a life and work on physics?

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April 3, 2019, 7:59 a.m.

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//talking about how Gonzalez will be teaching at UMD next year Noam: Them college grillz boutta have a fun 2020.

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Sept. 30, 2019, 10:45 p.m.

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Kaluta: Any of you guys like Blairbash?

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Sept. 27, 2011, 7:28 p.m.

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Shubham: I'm gonna join debate team. Austin: I don't think you can join anymore - it has already started. //Paul walks up Shubham: Yes you can, they said you can still-- Austin: I'm pretty sure you can't join anymore. Paul: That's debatable.

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1119

Dec. 13, 2021, 2:44 p.m.

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//9th pd English w/ Rao, watching a video about oration in ancient Rome Diego: *opens a game on his chromebook, volume is very high and a loading sound plays loudly* Whole class: *breaks down laughing* Rao: What was that? Whole class, simultaneously: *nothing*