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Oct. 18, 2014, 10:20 p.m.

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//pd. 3 Pre-Calc C; there was a total lunar eclipse on October 8, 2014 Rose: Oh yeah, so there was supposed to be a really cool lunar eclipse thing last night slash this morning. Did anyone actually get up and see it? Nick Healey: Oh yeah, I did. It was pretty cool. Rose: Oh yeah? Did you take a picture? Nick: No... Rose: What? That's useless then. Did anyone else see it but actually take a picture? Class: * general murmurs of no * Sydney (seriously): Wait, it was this morning? Ew, I already get up early enough every day, why would I get up extra early just to see something that I can just Google on my phone in like two seconds? That's dumb. Rose: * stares * That is the single saddest thing I have heard all day.

#5665

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Nov. 25, 2015, 4:47 p.m.

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//Lin alg during bell problems //Schwartz is lecturing when the bell rings Schwartz: Thank you all, see you next class, and have a great Thanksgiving! //Arnold Mong leaves the room Schwartz: What no, come back //Arnold Mong returns //Lecture continues //Bell rings Schwartz: Hello everyone, welcome to class, today we'll be having a quiz and-- Announcement: Pardon the interruption, we are having some trouble with the bells this morning, obviously-- //Pause Schwartz: Is that all? Student: Obviously-- //Bell rings Announcement: Obviously if you hear the bell at any odd times, please ignore it unless it follows today's schedule. Today is a regular even day. Thank you.

#6795

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Oct. 18, 2017, 5:08 p.m.

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//talking about bandsaws Street: They're really good at cutting through dead hunks of bodies ... //menacing grin Street: ... or live ones.

#7537

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June 11, 2018, 11:47 p.m.

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//during R&E Block C, discussing kids shows Lena: What was that show called with the yellow talking dog? Christina P.: Oh you mean mickey mouse?

#9129

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April 29, 2021, 2:23 p.m.

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Student 1: Why does Mr. Lodal need 4 microwaves though Student 2: i mean it does seem in character

#9470

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Dec. 1, 2021, 12:52 p.m.

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Shron: I'm not high, don't worry //as he's violently shaking at his desk

#9630

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Dec. 15, 2021, 5:38 p.m.

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Lodal: Guys, would you like notes on metamorphic rocks? Lodal: ... Ha! Just kidding. It's not an option. You get them anyway. //Lodal hands out papers

#9797

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Jan. 21, 2022, 8:07 p.m.

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"if you have hope you're DOOMED." -rose

#9910

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Feb. 3, 2022, 11:39 p.m.

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// OIGOIG, both terms are even Schwartz: You cry and then solve the problem, sounds like a plan. Andy: It's kind of like when you solve a cubic but the law of ones and twos doesn't work. Schwartz: Exactly, you cry and then you do it! Sean, Ace: You derive the cubic formula! Schwartz: No, don't derive the cubic formula!

#9974

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Feb. 11, 2022, 1:10 p.m.

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// Start of class Duval: I moved into my new house on December 26th. // Class starts applauding Duval: My kids are staying with me this weekend. // applause Duval: We're going to make baklava // more applause Duval: And I have 10 toes! // even more applause Andy: This is like in the Soviet Union, where you get sent to the gulag if you stop clapping. // yet more applause, Andy takes a bow