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#13699

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Dec. 16, 2025, 8:54 a.m.

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Riya: Why is your computer so large? Emily: Are you fat shaming my computer?

#13700

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Dec. 16, 2025, 4:41 p.m.

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Mitchell: Do you want me to get rid of all the blacks?

We were talking about marker colors and it kept getting worse

#13701

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Dec. 17, 2025, 9:02 a.m.

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Mrs. Arbogast: "Make sure to divvy out the work!" Alex Wang, Jr.: "Divy Kumar yk, divvy out the work"

#13716

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Jan. 23, 2026, 2:01 p.m.

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//stelzner, commenting on how rose calls will typo due to similarity in names Jojo: That sounds like a prison name. Jojo: I hope you and your teacher go to prison so your prison name can be Typo.

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June 9, 2026, 10:01 p.m.

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// Quizbowl team is in Chicago for PACE, Alan Sai is on the subway making jokes about the name of stations // Train passes by California Alan: I wouldn't have noticed, given the socialist sales tax rate here // Train passes by Damen, a station on the Blue line Alan: Hah! "Damen"! What a funny name. I once had a friend who almost went to the wrong restroom in Vienna because he thought it meant Men in German, because "Da men." (Damen means Ladies in German, like in the phrase Damen und Herren)

alan

#13774

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Sept. 17, 2026, 12:51 a.m.

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// Sam Easaw tries hanging from a door frame, and fails Sam Easaw: This is a V10.

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Nov. 3, 2015, 7:37 p.m.

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//Music Theory is checking dictations Cynthia: (raises hand) What if I wrote all the notes' relative positions correctly, but transposed them to be the wrong scale? Mrs. Josey: If they're the wrong notes, it's incorrect //Pause Rachel: Why are you making life hard on yourself by transposing? Cynthia: ...I play clarinet Mrs. Josey: Yeah, that's a problem

#6813

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Oct. 20, 2017, 3:53 p.m.

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//Schafer talking to Arthur about having on way too many jackets Schafer: Well I guess it’s going to be a really hot class. Alan: Yeah, cause I’m in it. *dabs* Schafer: Did you just dab? Alan: Yeah. Wanna try? Schafer: I’m good. Arthur: Hi good, I’m Arthur.

#7868

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Jan. 17, 2019, 8:24 a.m.

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//pd 2 bio Lidz: what's the circumference of California

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March 22, 2019, 6:51 p.m.

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//Complex //Favid really loves lying down on the tables Schwartz: Hey, Favid. //Favid doesn't respond Schwartz: I said his name. Oh well. I specifically told my analysis students to put their projects on the ceiling, just for you, Favid. You can look at memes while lying on the tables!