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⚐ Report//Anal B 7 Stein: Joon, draw a right cylinder tank. Joon: * draws an army tank * Stein: Not that kind of tank!
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⚐ Report//tennis people Student 1: Are we meeting at the courts? Student 1: ...it's snowing Student 2: Oh no Student 1: Oh yes
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⚐ Report//Clay Honors 12, discussing Catch-22 Mr. Clay: Heller is really trying to say something in this book about the government and competence. Aarfy is a navigator who keeps on getting lost. Scheisskopff becomes a general just because he leads parades. And Major Major is promoted just because of a joke an IBM machine plays. Everyone is unbelievably incompetent. ... Mr. Clay: I don't want to get political.
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⚐ Report//Boarding the activity bus, som'a'dem buddy'ol'pals discussing where to sit //Shriyash arguing for sitting in the back, Michael for the front Michael: But it's always quite hot in the back. Shriyash: That's because I'm always there.
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⚐ Report//Pd 1 cirincione apnsl Cirincione: Person in the north-west corner, start the conversation! What does the President look for in a Supreme Court Justice? //James in NW corner //After a while of none of us talking at the table James: Ok I guess I'll go first. James: So Anthony, what does the President look for in a Supreme Court Justice?
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⚐ Report// In the dark of the Quantum classroom, staring at the laser we are learning about Sushanth: Man we should get a cat. Jay: Sushanth what? Sushanth: A lil cat manz. They like lasers.
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⚐ ReportRose: There's those speed limits in residential areas that are completely useless because the sign says 25, but you can safely go at a 40. Say someone gets caught by a police officer that way and says, "I have created my coordinate system in such a way that I am actually going away from the home, so my velocity is in fact -40 mph, which is way lower than the speed limit." The police officer, who has already heard this before, answers: "But this is a speed limit, not a velocity limit!"
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⚐ ReportMr. Pham: This is a lousy job. The sun will rise tomorrow, the sun will go down tomorrow, that's what it says.
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⚐ Report//Phamistry, making ice cream Pham: Usually we use that. *points at trash can* Street: A trash can full of ice? Pham: No, usually only two-thirds.
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⚐ ReportRose: ...and he had this group of students who followed him around and thought he was, like, the best professor ever. So I tried to reproduce that.