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June 7, 2016, 12:05 a.m.

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Rohit: Is the exam going to be a double digit number of pages like the first semester exam? Piper: Of course it is! Simon: I really hope my grade on it will be in the double digits too.

#6015

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Sept. 2, 2016, 9:41 p.m.

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//Klein talks to class before bell rings "Make sure you don't make anyone go into labor this weekend!" //Klein smirks "No, I meant don't get a job!"

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Sept. 23, 2016, 9 a.m.

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Whitacre: "Who here has ever been lost?" *People raise hands* Whitacre: "Did anyone not make it back?" *Eric Shen slowly raises his hand* Eric: "I think I got lost at Costco"

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Nov. 17, 2016, 1:36 p.m.

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//SRP, Bosse has been roasting people for not doing work //Richard Wang is eating his breakfast in the room Bosse: Richard, are you eating food in this room? Richard: ...uhhh Bosse: Richard you're not even in this class why are you here Richard: ...uhhh //Richard runs out of the room

#6167

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Jan. 6, 2017, 10:36 p.m.

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// At MAN 2017 Stav: THEY'RE TRYING TO BREED US!

#6177

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Jan. 9, 2017, 7:51 a.m.

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Stein: So next Friday. Is the apocalypse... Student: Will we still have to turn in our projects?

#6183

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Jan. 9, 2017, 6:30 p.m.

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//Anal B 7 Stein: Joon, draw a right cylinder tank. Joon: * draws an army tank * Stein: Not that kind of tank!

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March 3, 2017, 12:04 p.m.

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//tennis people Student 1: Are we meeting at the courts? Student 1: ...it's snowing Student 2: Oh no Student 1: Oh yes

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March 23, 2017, 10:50 a.m.

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//Clay Honors 12, discussing Catch-22 Mr. Clay: Heller is really trying to say something in this book about the government and competence. Aarfy is a navigator who keeps on getting lost. Scheisskopff becomes a general just because he leads parades. And Major Major is promoted just because of a joke an IBM machine plays. Everyone is unbelievably incompetent. ... Mr. Clay: I don't want to get political.

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March 23, 2017, 9:01 p.m.

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//Boarding the activity bus, som'a'dem buddy'ol'pals discussing where to sit //Shriyash arguing for sitting in the back, Michael for the front Michael: But it's always quite hot in the back. Shriyash: That's because I'm always there.