#6877

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Oct. 31, 2017, 5:15 p.m.

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Schafer: Air resistance and gravity. That's all we care about today. //Hammond walks in Hammond: That's IT? That's all you care about?! (waits for compliment) Schafer: Yeah, well we certainly don't care about you!

#7417

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April 18, 2018, 9:12 a.m.

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//Micro Economics Monday Ryan: Jonathan, can I use your water bottle. Jonathan: No. Ryan: I forgot mine at home. Jonathan: Go to the water fountain. Ryan: Ug. That involves getting up. Jonathan: If you value the water enough to go to the water fountain, then you should do that and I do not need to give you water. If you don't, then you clearly do not value the water enough. //Ryan goes to the water fountain. //Micro Economics Wednesday Jonathan: Ryan, did you remember to bring a water bottle today. Ryan: Shoot. Jonathan: Do you want mine? Resources should be spread to those who need. Those who have should give to those without, even if those without did not take the necessary actions to acquire those resources. Ryan: Screw you. I don't want your water.

#7887

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Jan. 25, 2019, 12:19 p.m.

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Rose: I haven't said a non-ironic positive thing in three years!

#8346

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Oct. 14, 2019, 9:44 a.m.

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Moore: So Jeff, how was the Blood Drive? Jeff: Oh, it was great! I was walking this kid back to class and he fainted Jeff: It was really cool, I've never seen anyone faint before

#8424

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Dec. 12, 2019, 10:16 a.m.

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Sloe: are you guys passing around a joint over there?

#8711

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Oct. 30, 2020, 1:57 p.m.

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Street: Hopefully your iguana doesn't die from wood poisoning.

#8737

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Nov. 12, 2020, 7:20 p.m.

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*during a Precalc A video lesson* Kirk: You know, one of my best friends has a very successful Taylor Swift fan twitter. Contreras: What does that mean? Kirk: Like, he gets sent free stuff from Taylor Swift cause he has a twitter where he’s like a fan, and he tweets about all the twitter stuff and all the Taylor Swift stuff. Contreras: Wow. I didn’t even know that was a thing. Kirk: Yeah. Contreras: Taylor Swift’s cousin went to my high school. Her name’s also Taylor Swift. Kirk: Really? Contreras: So Taylor Swift went to my high school, but not that Taylor Swift. Kirk: That’s a shame. Wait, the cousins are named the same? Contreras: Yeah. Kirk: Contreras: Kirk: Contreras: Kirk: Hmm. Anyways

#8789

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Dec. 4, 2020, 1:52 p.m.

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Lodal, to his cat: Do not bite the tablet. Chill.

#8910

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Jan. 19, 2021, 2:43 p.m.

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//in logic zoom chat Bracklinn: What speech did he give this language in?

#8985

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Feb. 9, 2021, 9:45 a.m.

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Duval: Look, Tiara made friends by sexing a praying mantis! It happens!