#13740

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March 17, 2026, 12:23 p.m.

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//chaotic Justin anthology, mar. 17 “The IRA bombed the building my dad worked at” “The Irish civil war was a tragedy because one side was just right”

#8575

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April 1, 2020, 10:20 p.m.

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[On Discord] Clarence: waiting for the annual april 1 email... Schwartz: I really can't do it this year. Schwartz: It'd be unsportsmanlike. Schwartz: With online learning, you guys are kinda obligated to click my links. Schwartz: Instead of tricking you into it. Schwartz: For anyone who doesn't know what we're talking about, what I do each April 1 made it onto Blairbash twice - first time (https://bit.ly/3dJ0G8d) and second time (https://bit.ly/2UDqhb7).

#5232

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Oct. 23, 2014, 8:58 p.m.

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// Pd.1 Functions class; people are chilling before a test. Daniel Zhu, an 8th grader from Takoma Park taking the class, is next to the bookshelf. Daniel Zhu: Ooh, calculus! // Daniel Zhu grabs a multivariable calculus textbook from the shelf and starts reading it. Rose walks by and sees him. Rose: Stop doing calculus. (takes a closer look) Multivariable calculus. You're in 8th grade.

#2354

1218

Oct. 13, 2010, 6:16 p.m.

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Stein: Well, it's kind of like... rearranging the deck chairs on the titanic.

#6837

1218

Oct. 24, 2017, 6:28 p.m.

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Sam: Hey Steven... Have you thought about making a YouTube channel for your lectures? Steven: No Sam: You should call it IQu.

#7457

1218

April 30, 2018, 3:16 p.m.

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//political ideologies Gabaree: Liberals are like don’t take away my weed, conservatives are like don’t take away my cigarettes. Libertarians are like smoke cigarettes and weed.

#9555

1218

Dec. 8, 2021, 11:40 a.m.

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// Student nearly failing class Rose: Objectively, you're doing pretty bad, but for not having taken any magnet classes before, you're doing great.

#10811

1218

Sept. 14, 2022, 8 a.m.

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// Talking about different ancient cultures Burnell: Is my wife or girlfriend gonna get sacrificed to the gods?

#2475

1422

Nov. 4, 2010, 3:25 p.m.

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Balla: I was quizzing the period 1 students, and I realized that a few of them had just forgotten some basic chemistry facts! And I know that Mr. Pham taught you this last year. So we're going to do a little review just to make sure. Evan: Well, sometimes when you have people that have gone through a traumatic experience or period of time in their life, you know, their brains tend to suppress certain memories.

#3105

1422

March 17, 2011, 11:20 p.m.

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Billings: Mitchell's Mr. Rose? Rose: It's his dream come true. Daniel Liu: Mitchell has sick dreams!