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Feb. 24, 2022, 1:33 p.m.

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// Talking about Newton's law of Cooling Schwartz: Give me a food that is best served hot. Student: Charcoal! Schwartz: Sure, let's go with charcoal! (whispers) Don't actually eat charcoal. Schwartz: So, when I am making my charcoal snack, I like to bake it at 425 degrees, for about 5 hours. Schwartz: Then, I would like to travel to the surface of the sun, so it doesn't cool down and get unappetizing. Schwartz: Food of champions? Don't eat charcoal Schwartz: Now, give me a food that is best eaten cold. Class: Snow! Schwartz: My favorite way to make snow is to screw up my freezer so it frosts over so I can chip it off the walls of my freezer and I am free to eat it. Schwartz: I like taking my freezer to Norway, that way when I remove the snow, it starts cooling down even more. Schwartz: Because it's Norway and I'm assuming it's colder than freezing. Schwartz: So we can solve global warming by cooking our charcoal on it. Isn't math wonderful? Schwartz: Don't eat charcoal.

#10126

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March 2, 2022, 2:50 p.m.

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Rao: I should have drank more coffee last night.

#10196

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March 8, 2022, 8:49 a.m.

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// Learning about WWII Addi: Who was the leader of Japan in World War 2? *Student starts jumping up and down with her hand raised* Student: Oh! Oh! I know! It's Kim Jong-un!

#10236

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March 10, 2022, 1:15 p.m.

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Jerry: I like your phenotypes, Johnny. Johnny: nobody asked.

#10375

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March 30, 2022, 1:51 p.m.

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Duval: Any university with the color orange... Julia: Ew! Duval: Good call!

#10511

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April 28, 2022, 12:35 p.m.

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// Lucas is messing with the board Ms. Stelzner: Lucas please, I'm begging you. Ms. Stelzner: I'm sending you down to Daddy.

#10520

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April 29, 2022, 11:12 p.m.

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// On the playground at Rio, playing Avalon next to a one foot tall slide and a spinny thing Nacho: Okay guys, keep the language clean! There are little kids here. *everyone proceeds to impurify the playground* *little kid walks up to us and stares at us* kid: do you want to play tag? Juice: Uh, we're a little bit older... kid: It's fine, I'll be "it"! Nashan: If you can catch me in a minute, then I'll play with you. *hops off the playground set and starts dashing*

#10603

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May 23, 2022, 3:18 p.m.

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Jerry Song: Whenever I think of 9th period, I just want to cry.

#10833

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Sept. 19, 2022, 8:52 a.m.

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// Andy, Daniel He, Victor, and Luke are working on a project Tinsley: How is my dysfunctional line group working? Andy: Working dysfunctionally.

#10847

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Sept. 20, 2022, 10:44 a.m.

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//Talking about Buddhism Burnell: WHAT IS BUDDHA LOOK AT THE PICTURE Burnell: man you non-binary kids crack me up, Buddha is neither a boy or a girl