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March 16, 2012, 5:05 p.m.

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Schafer: So I came home yesterday all ready to watch Community...then my wife made me look over a poster she had to present today, and I was just like "Aww" Kathryn Waychoff: That's what my brother asked me yesterday, and I said no. Schafer: But who did you say no to? Waychoff: My brother. Schafer: Who would I have said no to? Waychoff: Your wife. Schafer: See that's the difference. Waychoff: Come on Mr. Schafer, stand up for yourself! Wear the pants in the relationship!

#4060

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March 23, 2012, 4:34 p.m.

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M-E: I turn Asian in the sun! Tony: Yes, you are officially Asian!!

#4412

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Feb. 2, 2013, 9:41 p.m.

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Rose: So anything times one is like, one, so...

#4650

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Nov. 12, 2013, 1:27 p.m.

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Pham: Teddy, you get me in trouble last week play pokemon. Teddy: what? Pham: You were in lab, and Ms. Piper walk behind and see you play pokemon. Teddy: But I was in Dvorsky's lab- Pham: You need grow eyes behind your head! Make sure she don't see you! Teddy: Okay, I'll make sure she never sees me playing pokemon again.

#4898

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April 30, 2014, 7:02 p.m.

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//Street walks into Giles Pd. 7 Street: You guys got any snacks? Giles: Nope. Street: Aw, damn.

#4900

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May 5, 2014, 3:24 a.m.

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Stein: I can't believe we are all caressing a piece of paper. Stop it!

#5227

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Oct. 20, 2014, 8:49 p.m.

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//Flower dissection lab Student: Mr. Norton, someone took apart all these flowers! Norton: Oh. Thanks, Obama.

#5345

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Jan. 5, 2015, 4:30 p.m.

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//Start of a new unit titled "My friends and family" Subayi: Repeat after me *goes through list of words while students repeats them* Now, here is how you conjugate to love at first sight. Student: How do you say "it was love at first sight?" Subayi: Why? You fell in love? *Writes how to say it on the board* Student: No, I just want to know, Subayi: Alright, go home and tell your mom this. I hope she slaps you with a shoe.

#5387

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Feb. 13, 2015, 1:52 p.m.

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Veggie pizza has a label saying 'VIGG' Pham: That how you spell it? If that how you spell it, my English need work!

#5692

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Dec. 11, 2015, 9:30 p.m.

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//reading a document in History that is strongly against communism and anarchism Daniel: ... no alien, advocating the overthrow of existing law and order in this country, shall escape arrest and prompt deportation. Russel: Where have we heard this before? Shwetha: TRUMP! //later Russel: How can we describe anti-immigrants? Class: Ethnocentric! Racist! Daniel: Trumpesque!