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April 23, 2010, 2:50 p.m.

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Rose: "Don't bother me, I'm playing Sporcle."

#2013

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June 23, 2010, 11:05 a.m.

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Rose: We're back. I had a temporary dumb-student-induced heart attack.

#2187

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Sept. 23, 2010, 10:44 p.m.

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Jeremy: God-damn it Earth, stop moving!

#2239

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Oct. 1, 2010, 8:59 a.m.

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Theresa: You know, I think Andy Gilbert is actually pretty rapable. ... Theresa: Don't put that on BlairBash!

#2471

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Nov. 3, 2010, 10:29 p.m.

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Demma: So this is not only the smog that hovers over LA all the time, but it's also the stuff that they use to make Viagra. Class: What? Really. Demma: Sure! It makes leaky capillaries. [Demma proceeds to explain very graphically how a medicine that makes capillaries slightly leaky would make a good erectile dysfunction medication] See, they gave it to a bunch of old guys during medical testing. And then they wouldn't bring their leftovers back because it was like, 'DING, erection time!' And this was a nightmare for the old ladies, because they were glad that they didn't have to pretend enjoying fucking these old farts... now anyway, what was I talking about?"

#2570

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Nov. 18, 2010, 8:08 a.m.

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Amy Yan: Life is like a novel... without sparknotes.

#2621

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Dec. 1, 2010, 7:49 p.m.

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//Daniel Anderson is rifling through his lunch. He pulls out a banana in a Ziplock bag. Daniel: Why is my banana in a plastic bag?! Ori Perl: Because your banana needs protection! Daniel: No... just no... //Later Daniel: Wow, the peel broke... Ori: It's not protective anymore! Daniel: -facepalm-

#2989

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Feb. 24, 2011, 7:16 p.m.

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Pham: Hyper without the high. It low. (To Ashu) Low like you. Ashu: ??? Pham: He didn't get it. Ashu: No, I get it. Pham: He still doesn't get it.

#3021

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March 3, 2011, 4:59 p.m.

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Balla: So Carol, why are you not a mushroom?

#3051

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March 8, 2011, 11:05 p.m.

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Kathryn K: Girl, I'm the original gang symbol!