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Feb. 7, 2024, 4:02 p.m.

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Stephen: In Français, « de » already means "of", so « de Moivre's » is redundant. It would just be « de Moivre ». Schwartz: Yeah, but I'm going with 'Murica. English doesn't care about grammar.

#13021

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Feb. 9, 2024, 2:46 p.m.

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Glenn: What do insects like flies decompose in my yard? Student: A corpse! Glenn: Sure! No corpses in my yard though, I'm pretty sure. What else? Student: Poop and waste! Glenn: Yes! I'm not pooping in the yard, mind you!

#13023

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Feb. 9, 2024, 3:53 p.m.

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Ostrander: There's this thing about humanity, that if someone is talking to you, you can show respect by making eye contact Ostrander: and if you look away from them, and stare at your computer, it shows that you don't care about what they're saying. Ostrander: It's okay. You'll learn about it later, when your kids ignore you.

#13050

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Feb. 13, 2024, 12:55 p.m.

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Andy: I lost track of all the lunar new year animals, what animal is it this year again? Nikhil, Stephen: dragon Andy: Dragon deez nuts across your face

#13118

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Feb. 22, 2024, 12:24 p.m.

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Justin: DC Urban Moms and Dads is just 4chan for parents

#13129

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Feb. 27, 2024, 2:54 p.m.

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Glenn: My mom told me "when I had you I drank a can of beer every night, but when I had your sister I smoked and drank beer". Glenn: Uhhh thanks mom? Isak: Are you going to use that as leverage over your sister when you get into an argument with her? Glenn: Oh no, I have much better leverage against her.

#13135

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Feb. 28, 2024, 1:55 p.m.

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// Kelin is out cold sleeping on the desk Schwartz: *folds up paper ball, throws it at Kelin, ball hits his shoulder* Schwartz: Good morning Kelin, wake up!

#13136

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Feb. 28, 2024, 3:18 p.m.

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Glenn: Watching people do dissections is really cool. Glenn: Some people are really meticulous and organized while others are like "rip the head off! let's see the entrails!"

#13140

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March 1, 2024, 12:07 p.m.

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Rose: (muttered) I hate children! Rose: did I say that out loud?

#13151

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March 5, 2024, 10:25 a.m.

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// Glenn is talking about her mom's DNA test Glenn: She has 2% Neanderthal DNA, which is kind of high Glenn: And a characteristic of people with higher Neanderthal DNA it said was hoarding Glenn: She is a hoarder so that was accurate. Glenn: So now every time she said "Oh I can't throw this away" Glenn: I'm like Pff..... Neanderthal