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#11998
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⚐ Report// Tournament of Champions Seat: If you win, you get this *gestures to candy*. Victor: We should all get candy! Seat: Ok Sitting Bull.
#12000
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⚐ Report// Jerry Song is playing with a slinky Jerry: Mr. Schafer, is this a wave with particle like properties or a particle with wave like properties? Schafer: Listen, it's 8:30 on the last day of school. I'm not going to answer any questions.
#12010
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⚐ Report// Senior Seminar in Statistical Research Stein: What were you guys doing in 2006? Student: Being born.
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⚐ Report// Immunology, playing video about procrastination Delaney: Try lying to yourself, it worked for me.
#12013
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⚐ Report// Immunology Delaney: Your body is full of holes. Delaney: You have eye holes, ear holes, nose holes, mouth holes, and more.
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⚐ Report// Ms. Jacobs talking about retiring Jacobs: I'm old, but I have good genes. Jerry Song: She isn't wearing jeans.
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⚐ Report// Delaney explaining cell differentiation Delaney: So once you are differentiated, it is quite hard to change your path unless something dramatic happens. Delaney(significantly quieter): Such as leaving academia and deciding to teach instead.
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⚐ ReportDelaney: If you have unruly children, you can give them a Benadryl. Delaney: I didn't say that out loud.
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⚐ ReportGlenn: If it is pure pandemonium, everything is on fire, it's pure chaos... Glenn: And one of you guys have the capacity to hit the button, do it.