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June 9, 2017, 3:18 p.m.

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//During Chem R&E presentations: Student: So why is the molar volume of gases 22.4 liters? Evan G: Cause.... because that's the thing the gas does.

#6527

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June 18, 2017, 3:39 p.m.

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//Pd. 9 POE, last day of school //Wensen is being a butt //sforzando Telon: Wensen, STOP IT! Ryan: Holy crap what did you do Wensen? I've never seen Telon this mad. Ryan: Whatever it was, do it again!

#6560

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Sept. 6, 2017, 12:55 p.m.

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Sally: My mom is infamous for her farts at the family dinner.

#6566

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Sept. 8, 2017, 11:32 a.m.

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// Grace is trying to get a fork from the top shelf, but cannot see the box so she ends up grabbing two forks Grace: Ha I reached the shelf. Pham: Yeah but you got two. Some day, you get married, you gonna get two guys! Grace: Yeah, twice the fun. Immma get one husband and one concubine. Shwetha: How do you think you're gonna get two guys?

#6579

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Sept. 12, 2017, 6:43 p.m.

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Club presentation questions Student 1: Why is neuroscience superior to other subjects? Like, in the real world. Student 2: Well, you have a brain in your head. Student 1: I know! Student 3: Are you sure?

#6600

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Sept. 14, 2017, 5:30 p.m.

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//In R+E, the guy who is always coming in and doing gardening stuff is knocking on the door. Street: //turns off lights and puts face next to door window NOBODY'S HERE!

#6719

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Oct. 5, 2017, 10:56 a.m.

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//Watching video in POE. Very nicely animated pigeon flies onto the screen Haydn: Nature at its finest Anson: Checkmate Atheists

#6794

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Oct. 18, 2017, 1:44 p.m.

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//Talking about Han Chinese romance novels Whitacre: love never dies, it just gets stupid

#6814

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Oct. 20, 2017, 6:38 p.m.

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//Schwartz is using his fingers to explain proofs //He ends up making rude guestures Schwartz: Is this mathematically valid? Students (giggling): Yes. Schwartz: Then back off! It's MATH, not you-know-what!

#6872

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Oct. 30, 2017, 2:09 p.m.

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//Talking about gravitational pull Schafer: So if Alan and Shariar are one meter apart, the gravitational pull would be- //Alan scoots closer to Shariar //Shariar sits awkwardly Schafer: Or... half a meter. That works too. And since we're already awkward, lets get more awkward. Let's say each of you are 100 kg. Which I know is not true, because you'd be over 200 lbs. Are you accelerating towards each other? Class: Uh... Schafer: Yes! But the gravitational pull is so little you cannot see it. Student: Could Shariar be accelerating away? Scafer: Well, there are both attractive and repulsive forces... Class: Ooh...