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March 7, 2011, 6:30 p.m.

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Student: Everyone in the class laughs at my jokes, they're all my fans! Whitacre: You don't have fans, you have spectators.

#3104

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March 17, 2011, 8:04 p.m.

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//class is giggling weirdly for some reason Giles: I swear this room needs padded walls.

#3110

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March 18, 2011, 10:20 p.m.

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//Preparing for a mock trial in AP NSL Grossman: Now, communication skills are a huge factor in determining the success of your case. Remember to make a connection: really look into the judges' eyes, speak slowly... Eva: So you're like, seducing the judges?

#3113

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March 19, 2011, 4:10 p.m.

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//in AP Lang, after suggesting the class watch a biography of Hemingway backwards so it would have a happy ending Horne (narrating): And then [Hemingway] became a very small transvestite.

#3127

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March 22, 2011, 9:09 p.m.

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Medley: Radiation is a cause for mutations, which is the problem the people in China are currently facing. Class: O_o

#3181

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April 1, 2011, 10:33 a.m.

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//while touring NASA, tour buses are observed Pham: Bus do not parallel park! They just stick it in!

#3190

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April 5, 2011, 6:42 a.m.

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Stein: Now we're going to do a proof by dance.

#3248

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April 15, 2011, 11:44 a.m.

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Kaluta: Is this thing even turned on? Jack: I think so... Devin: Is the light supposed to be on? Kaluta: You idiots. Devin: But we thought it was on! Kaluta: Babuhbeebuhboo!

#3249

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April 16, 2011, 12:59 p.m.

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// After cleaning and relocking the staff bathrooms, which are full of random junk. Taylor: Well, that was an interesting bathroom experience. Student: Yeah, I really enjoyed it too. Student: ...of all the things I could say to a teacher, I never thought I'd say that.

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April 28, 2011, 11:22 a.m.

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// during a Thermo test Schafer: Because we are in MC, our power is provided the wonderful...PEPCO! That means, in the event that the power goes out, which is very likely, you will be taking your test by candlelight! So don't think that you'll be off the hook for your test if the lights go out.