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Oct. 11, 2023, 10:28 a.m.

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Smolen: "Okay, please don't set this classroom on fire." Smolen: "If you really want to, do it in the auditorium. We need a new auditorium."

#12506

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Nov. 11, 2023, 8:37 a.m.

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Alan: All the British do is 'colon'ize Alan: They 'colon'ize the colon, like large intestine Alan: They turn everything to shit.

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Sept. 6, 2024, 12:43 p.m.

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Rose: so there are no circles, no lines, no triangles, what the hell have we been doing in math all these years? Meru: straight up BS, man

#13469

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Sept. 25, 2024, 3:26 p.m.

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Veena: But Mr. Rose, that’s cheating Rose: Shh, cheating is good sometimes

#13526

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Dec. 20, 2024, 12:29 p.m.

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Rose: this takes like an hour and deserves maybe ten minutes Rose: so we're going to give it five

#13711

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Jan. 15, 2026, 1:03 p.m.

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Lodal: Some of you guys look like I just kicked your puppy. Lodal: And yeah, I did. Lodal: I went to all of your houses and kicked all of your puppies. Lodal: I'm evil.

#702

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Oct. 19, 2009, 6:09 p.m.

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//defining energy in freshman physics Schafer: We will define energy as the ability to cause pain Donaldson: In my class, we define energy as the ability to cause joy...

#1557

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Feb. 27, 2010, 11:28 a.m.

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Rose: I've never actually met Mr. Hinkle, but thanks to Blairbash I feel like he's my best friend.

#2324

3436

Oct. 8, 2010, 7:52 a.m.

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Templin: Normally when students are playing cards in my class, I help them out by cutting the deck for them... with the band saw.

#2682

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Dec. 15, 2010, 5:44 p.m.

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Theresa: I think Alex Contreras is one of the greatest arguments against intelligent design.