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Sept. 4, 2025, 12:36 p.m.

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Fritz: What's wide at the bottom, small at the top, and has ears? Caleb: Cooper

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Sept. 26, 2011, 11:32 a.m.

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Maggie: Oh my god!  Yale has regular decision!? //People in her vicinity react with horror/shock. Maureen: Maggie, before they had early applications, they had regular.  You're so stupid. Doyung: Maggie, I really hope you get into college. Maggie (attempted verbal comeback): Doyung, you will eat your own words. Doyung: Wait. So you WON'T get into college? //Later Maggie: Wait, I meant early decision.

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Sept. 20, 2018, 12:13 p.m.

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Nicole: Bubbles! Bubbles!! Bubbles!!! Bubbles!!!! Bubbles!!!!! Lodal: Whoever's saying "bubbles", you sound like a 2-year-old.

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Nov. 16, 2021, 9:37 a.m.

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Sudhish: 2x3 is 5 right? Sudhish: Oh no, this is going on Blairbash.

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May 21, 2009, 11:06 p.m.

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I assume in April we'll run out of markers, then we'll have to cut people's fingers off and write in blood... freshmen first. ~Mr. Miller

#2222

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Sept. 28, 2010, 10:48 p.m.

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Stein: Why are you all staring at me? You're making me nervous. Rajan: Then why did you become a teacher? Stein: I don't know! I should have picked a another career. Scott: DANCE INSTRUCTOR!!!

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Oct. 8, 2010, 7:58 a.m.

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Kabemba: I love my accent, it's very sexy. Wait, no, that's not what I meant to say.

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Nov. 6, 2010, 9:20 a.m.

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Henok: Oh my god Angelina, you're such a GIRL! Viju: Henok, where would you be without girls? Henok: Well first of all, we wouldn't have any food...

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April 30, 2011, 6:55 p.m.

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//During Rose's Friday marathon AP Calc review, Pham interrupts. Pham: Why you here on Friday? Students: Because he's evil! He doesn't want us to have lives! Pham: No! It becah HE doesn't have a life! So he make you stay here wit him!

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April 26, 2012, 6:03 p.m.

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//At Science Bowl Saurav: I came, I saw, I conquered. Avikar: I cummed, I seed, I... oh wait. //mirth ensues