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#13263

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April 5, 2024, 11:46 a.m.

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Ziyad: what does it mean to munt your mom?

#7937

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Feb. 12, 2019, 2:50 p.m.

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//9th period Cirincione //reading aloud the student recommendations for improvements this semester Cirincione: "we should do something other than the warm ups" Cirincione: ... Cirincione: Don't get your hopes up.

#8156

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May 9, 2019, 11:57 a.m.

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Daniel: Only moral degenerates cross their sevens.

#8459

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Jan. 14, 2020, 7:06 a.m.

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//pd 3 genetics Sloe: Noam, oh my god sit down! You’re great. And I ate your granola.

#13301

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April 15, 2024, 12:30 p.m.

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Leo: Jason, can I put your sex cell quote on Blairbash Jason Yao: No Leo: Why not? Peter: say gex Ziyad: but flareon is better Ziyad: I tried it trust Eric Shi: *shows an image of a certain dictator wearing sunglasses* Gugan: no way ziyad's favorite munting buddy!!!! Jeffery: If you say "guillotine" (with hard L) you're gonna be killed by the french teacher Leo: With a guillotine? (pronounced with hard L) Jerry Lu: (enters with math packet for Wallops) Will Roe: Yo can I see Schwartz: NO! He has sworn to secrecy! Jerry: I want to be guillotined! (still pronounced with hard L) Eric Shi: Oh oh oh no (running away) Eric Shi: Guys I think a bee entered the room Jerry: Point and laugh at the bee! Will Roe: (points and laughs) Eric Shi: I'm not doing that (hides in corner) Jerry: Oh wait that actually looks more like a wasp than a bee. I don't want that smoke Eric: (runs out of room)

#3578

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Sept. 19, 2011, 5:37 p.m.

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//There's a huge crowd of kids around a desk Piper: Hey what are you guys doing? Me: Uhhh...racing our calculator programs... Piper: ...Nerds...

#3774

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Nov. 11, 2011, 5:23 p.m.

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//Dennis Z is rubbing tape bits off his arm during R&E Cathy: What are you doing? Dennis: I got my blood drawn yesterday, so they put huge piece of tape on my arm. Now, the sticky stuff won't come off. Rishabh: Who did it?

#4473

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March 12, 2013, 10:01 a.m.

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Shubham: Stupid Macs! Max: Shut up.

#6714

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Oct. 3, 2017, 9:32 p.m.

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//talking about stealing his kid's toys Schafer: So once I stole their toys without telling them in the morning. Then I get this phone call at noon, and my kid's like "DAD. DID YOU TAKE THOMAS?" And I go, "Yeah." And he goes, "WHAT ABOUT TRACK?" And I go, "Yeah, I took him too." And he goes, "WELL BRING THEM BACK TONIGHT." And then I whimper, "Yes sir... "

#7730

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Nov. 14, 2018, 7:52 a.m.

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Lodal: Oh boy, Evan. You just undid it all. No dabbing in this class. Dabbing is for fools.