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Nov. 14, 2012, 7:57 p.m.

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//Lecture about limits Rose: So class, where have we seen limits before? Barbara: Mean Girls.

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May 21, 2018, 1:28 p.m.

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Pham: Do you think I lie to you? Class: No! Pham: Yes! It make me look good!

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May 30, 2019, 8:46 p.m.

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//Rao, third period, she's mildly annoyed Rao: Alright guys, I'm going to give you a hypothetical scenario Rao: Say you go over to the cart to put your chromebook away and there's another chromebook in your spot, what do you do? Literally Everyone: Put it in a different spot Rao: No!!!! Wrong answer!!!!!!

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Jan. 17, 2020, 1:43 p.m.

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Stein: If you measure the length of your finger from here to here *raises middle finger*, is there a correlation between the length of the middle finger vs the height *Class freaks out* Chad: Wait I don't get it?

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June 19, 2009, 9:32 p.m.

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//Hammond's first-ever Gtalk chat Hammond: AsI'm being climbed on by a 35 year old...veyr hard to type. :-) Jacob: 35? Hammond: 3.5 Hammond: hard to type... :[)

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May 18, 2010, 8:46 p.m.

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Richard: There's this place that sells crabs. The deluxe kind are guaranteed not to go away for two weeks! Lizzy: How exciting, Richard Xixi: You know, most people get crabs from public restrooms. Lizzy: OH! I thought you were talking about the kind you eat! Henok: Well, you could eat them...

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March 28, 2011, 10:10 p.m.

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Theresa: I got waitlisted from Rice today... I'm kind of disappointed but now I'm just nervous for other college letters. Theresa: The end of this week will be stressful, but luckily I turn 18 tomorrow. I can deal with it better because I can buy cold medicine and tobacco and porn now!

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Jan. 7, 2013, 6:14 p.m.

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//In Analysis 1A, Cathy is trying to get Matthew's attention from across the room Cathy: Hey Matthew, I need your help. Matthew! Turn around! MATTHEW! What does it take to get someone to turn around? BOZO! Matthew: *finally turns around* Huh?

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March 12, 2014, 7:38 p.m.

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//Pham in Block B Freshman Chemistry, lecturing about students' futures Pham: What is American dream? American dream is driving Mercedes in the morning, BMW in afternoon and Ferrari in evening. Why? Mercedes in the morning to meet with clients, BMW for lunch, and Ferarri at night to pick up girls!

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May 4, 2018, 4:59 p.m.

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Schwartz: "Life is pain, highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something." One student: What's that from? * Entire class shouts out at him that it's from the Princess Bride, Schwartz's favorite movie * Schwartz: I can feel his letter grade dropping.