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⚐ ReportO'Donovan: If I'm a robot, and the "I'm not a robot" thing pops up, can I click it?
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⚐ ReportRose: I felt bad giving a test to the sophomores today. Everybody is 20% dumber than they usually are.
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⚐ ReportKaren (as Peter the Great): I was very healthy ... which allowed me to take the throne and be influential
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⚐ ReportGlenn: Here is a general rule for my class: students should not put their feet or socks on me. Glenn: When my kids put their bare feet on me I'm fine with it, but when they put their sock feet on me... Glenn: *gagging noises*
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⚐ ReportRose: "If you wash the dishes, I'll give you a cookie." This is what a parent might say -- I'm a parent. Rose, later: This is a good way of parenting -- bribery. Rose, later: What if he doesn't wash the dishes, but I give him a cookie anyway? This is 21st-century parenting.
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⚐ ReportStudent: I don't like when school teachers interdate each other Student: It's like school incest. Student: like band kids don't date each other cuz of bandcest
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⚐ Report// Dino nugget Andrew Zhao: I know it's worth like 8 cents, but it was totally worth the $30.
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⚐ ReportEthan: I want to knock Ella's head off her shoulders like I'm hitting a baseball off a tee. *swings multiple times*