#10686

88

June 10, 2022, 11:33 a.m.

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Armand: I can prove that I’m a Neanderthal.

#10707

88

June 15, 2022, 7:01 p.m.

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Schwartz: Sorry guys; you found the secret; all of calculus is a lie.

#10726

88

June 24, 2022, 12:59 p.m.

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//Factoring Camp/summer maths, "I like coffee, but I don't like tea" //playing a game wherein Schwartz says he likes or doesn't like a thing according to a hidden rule, and not his true opinion Schwartz: Seems like we're getting to the "let's mess with Mr Schwartz" part of the game. Schwartz (shortly afterward, responding to student): I do like mass genocide.

#10737

88

Aug. 30, 2022, 12:39 p.m.

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O'Donovan: Never bring mercury into school, but it's really fun to play with.

#10749

88

Sept. 1, 2022, 12:30 p.m.

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Mrs. O'Donovan: Mercury is determined to be dangerous in developed countries, but luckily not in developing countries, so we can still play with it outside of school... or I can have it in school if I don't tell anyone.

#10761

88

Sept. 2, 2022, 2:41 p.m.

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//Schwartz tangentially talking about abstract algebraic structures (group, ring, field, module, vector space, and more) Michael: What are the applications of those other things? Schwartz: I don't know! I'm a pure mathematician. Math is strong and independent and don't need no applications!

#10781

88

Sept. 8, 2022, 2:49 p.m.

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Glenn: Do you know how many times I say "where the hell are your socks"?

#10792

88

Sept. 10, 2022, 11:49 p.m.

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Kirk: Maybe I should play some Gwar. Kirk: Would you guys prefer "Immortal Corruption" or "I Want More Blood"? Kirk: Maybe we should not listen to Gwar.

#10826

88

Sept. 16, 2022, 11:38 a.m.

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// Schwartz asks some Math phys students to try to find out why a certain formula analysis 2 students used actually works Kwu: Okay, so using Hilbert's Nullstellensatz...

#10851

88

Sept. 20, 2022, 12:04 p.m.

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O’Donovan: If anyone comes in and asks where I am, say that I am under the table hiding!