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#9245

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Nov. 2, 2021, 4:10 p.m.

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//chaotic lodal anthology, november 2 "I want those dopamine hits where I teach you something you didn't know before." "I wish I had, like, another 15 hours a day to do all the things I want to do in my life." "I'm not intentionally snubbing you because I don't like you. None of you fall under that category. It is possible to fall under that category -- it's just rare. You would have to be a particularly ... annoying ... teenager for that." "I got you your onion reference, for those of you who have been waiting for that for years." "Think of a rubber ball, but a rubber ball that's denser than steel." "I could not tell whether he was saying 'matrices' or 'mattresses', but I really liked his class."

#4: onion diagram of a star, #6: describing a professor

ess, lodal

#9272

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Nov. 5, 2021, 10:44 a.m.

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// in ESS, playing cli tetris Stephen: One of my mom's tips is to prioritize survival over all else. Ace, Matthew: ...

advice isn't limited to tetris!

ess

#9319

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Nov. 11, 2021, 8:07 a.m.

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// More polling Gabaree: The thing about internet polls is that you are kind of selecting who is taking it. Gabaree: I guess if you use facebook, you'll find a lot of old people. // Later Gabaree: Internet polls are more accurate. Gabaree: We know people are more honest on the internet because of the stuff they say on it.

#9322

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Nov. 11, 2021, 12:28 p.m.

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// Anal 1 exam last minute cram session, student decides to ask about integrals and curves despite not being on the exam Student: Mr. Schwartz, how would you find the area... Schwartz: NOPE. I have NO CLUE what you're talking about. Student: -under the curve... Schwartz: That's silly! Student: What about the asymptotes... Schwartz: *We're not there yet.* Shhhhhhhh!

#9353

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Nov. 12, 2021, 1:56 p.m.

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// Talking about nucleic acids and how to remember them Duval: Schwartz just walked in and said "GAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH! Purines."

#9378

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Nov. 16, 2021, 1:25 p.m.

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// Duval explaining how to use a micropipetter Duval: Don't push it all the way in, you will get too much.

#9517

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Dec. 6, 2021, 9:18 a.m.

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// Pd. 1 ESS after we all checked our PSAT scores and Mr Lodal assigned an entire paragraph of notes Lodal: I feel like we were arm wrestling and I just slammed your arm into the ground.

Lodal does not like the PSAT

lodal

#9538

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Dec. 7, 2021, 1:50 p.m.

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Roberts: you want to wave your, what is this called? Everyone: WRIST

#9564

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Dec. 9, 2021, 11:18 a.m.

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Rose: I have a very detailed plan for today. Should I share it with you? Entire Class: Yes Rose: I don’t feel like sharing it with you anymore.

#9648

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Dec. 17, 2021, 10:41 a.m.

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Schwartz: (holding a clear bowl up to the electronic board) I have *shape!*