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⚐ Report// in ESS, playing cli tetris Stephen: One of my mom's tips is to prioritize survival over all else. Ace, Matthew: ...
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⚐ Report// More polling Gabaree: The thing about internet polls is that you are kind of selecting who is taking it. Gabaree: I guess if you use facebook, you'll find a lot of old people. // Later Gabaree: Internet polls are more accurate. Gabaree: We know people are more honest on the internet because of the stuff they say on it.
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⚐ Report// Anal 1 exam last minute cram session, student decides to ask about integrals and curves despite not being on the exam Student: Mr. Schwartz, how would you find the area... Schwartz: NOPE. I have NO CLUE what you're talking about. Student: -under the curve... Schwartz: That's silly! Student: What about the asymptotes... Schwartz: *We're not there yet.* Shhhhhhhh!
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⚐ Report// Talking about nucleic acids and how to remember them Duval: Schwartz just walked in and said "GAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH! Purines."
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⚐ Report// Duval explaining how to use a micropipetter Duval: Don't push it all the way in, you will get too much.
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⚐ Report// Pd. 1 ESS after we all checked our PSAT scores and Mr Lodal assigned an entire paragraph of notes Lodal: I feel like we were arm wrestling and I just slammed your arm into the ground.
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⚐ ReportRose: I have a very detailed plan for today. Should I share it with you? Entire Class: Yes Rose: I don’t feel like sharing it with you anymore.
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⚐ Report//Duval visits Analysis 1 Duval: My laundry room flooded yesterday. It was a bad day -- but it flooded because of me, and not a major plumbing issue. Schwartz: That's good! //later Duval: I missed you guys -- the ones I know. ... The ones I don't know, I still miss you -- I just don't know you. //later Schwartz: What line has a constant x-value? //Duval has no answer, Schwartz makes vertical gestures Duval: ... vertical? Schwartz: Round of appluase, everyone! //Entire class erupts in thunderous applause