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May 19, 2011, 2:18 p.m.

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//During PuzzlePalooza, working on a puzzle James: Hey guys! We need someone who doesn't know how to use a computer!

#3396

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May 20, 2011, 4:23 p.m.

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Theresa: Don't mess with Asians, or I'll put the BAM in bamboo!

#3413

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May 25, 2011, 2:15 p.m.

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Thomas: Last year, there were some kids in my 7th and 8th period who smelled like they were smoking pot somewhere. Neil Dalal: Oh yeah! like the tennis courts down there! Thomas: Wait, how do you know that? Neil Dalal: Well, I got offered some.

#3423

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May 28, 2011, 1:48 p.m.

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//Talking about NASA and how they invented calculators Teacher: Who do you think invented the calculator? Student: You? Teacher: Of course not. If I had invented the calculator, do you think I would be sitting here right now teaching you kids while staring at this ugly thing?

#3447

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June 6, 2011, 5:04 p.m.

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// at the start of 4th period Thermo Schafer: I heard that there's going to be a fire drill soon. Students: Really?! Schafer: Why are you so excited? It's like missing free time.

#3452

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June 7, 2011, 10:56 p.m.

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Donaldson: ... and James carries a meter-stick with him at all times. (pauses) It's a pocket meter-stick.

#3489

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Aug. 31, 2011, 5:10 p.m.

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// During Phys Chem Pham: So next semester in Analytical Chemistry, I teach for 4 to 5 weeks. Then you guys break off. You know what I do then? Katelin Montgomery: Play on your Nintendo 3DS. Pham: Yea, I play with this thing. [gets out his iPad]

#3541

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Sept. 12, 2011, 4:51 p.m.

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// Ittai runs in late to Study Hall after Pham takes attendance Ittai: Mr. Pham, I'm here. I was taking a piss. Pham: [shakes his head] // Sid and Ostrander walk in Ostrander: These two are tardy unexcused cause you know why? They were heading in the other direction with a girl. Students: Blown! // Ittai and Sid talk Ostrander: And now they're arguing over the girl.

#3562

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Sept. 16, 2011, 10:02 a.m.

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//Instructing the saxophones in Jazz Ms. Roberts: Saxophones, look at measure 86. So the other day, a hummingbird flew by my house. They're so cool! They flap their wings so fast you can't see them! So, same concept.

#3566

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Sept. 18, 2011, 4:52 p.m.

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Klein: Take out a portable writing surface that you can turn in. Otherwise known as a slice of paper.