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#2423
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⚐ Report//breaking into groups Rose: We are going to have a draft. You can pick the boy you have a crush on, you can pick guys that are good at logic, or you can pick people who eat smelly sandwiches.
#2424
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⚐ Report//learning binary Rose: We have a base ten system for ONE reason....*creates suspense* WE ARE MONKEYS.
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⚐ Report// A student inquires about the "subject" field on a ScanTron form Student: What's the subject of this test? Whitacre: It's your future. Student: Should we write that down? Whitacre: You don't have one!
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⚐ ReportStudent: What is your sexual orientation? Other Student: VIDEO GAMES.....definitely video games!!!
#2476
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⚐ ReportStudent: Are we supposed to memorize that? Pham: Memorize?! I never tell you memorize anything! All these years I do never memorize, you guy know that by now? Including the name. When you were ninth grade, when do I start know your name? Students: ..? Pham: NEVER! Minas: You knew my name when you started making fun of me. Andrea: You knew Michael and Rajan's names because you kept yelling at them.
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⚐ ReportPham: You generate plenty of steam come out your mouth! Shakib: Yeah, like this morning I made a lot of steam. It was really cold. Pham: NO it was not cold! What are you, wimp or something?
#2524
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⚐ ReportStudent: You know what I don't get Mr. Whitacre? Other Student: Life! Whitacre: Who said that? (student identifies self) Good!
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⚐ ReportSwaney: Richard, why are you late again? Richard: Because the rent is too damn high!
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⚐ Report//After asking Adrian to buy an ad in the music program: Andrew: You just asked a black person if he had a business. Adrian: I have a business. It's called staying out of jail.