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Sept. 3, 2010, 1:46 p.m.

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Austin: Hey Dumb Cao, what are you doing? (puts hand in epoxy right as he says dumb)

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Sept. 7, 2010, 9:14 p.m.

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Pham: Ninth grade, they feel very offensive when somebody call them stupid.

#2100

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Sept. 13, 2010, 8:13 p.m.

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Whitacre: Kids grow up to be adults, which isn't much of an improvement. You think adults are great? Call me 20 years down the road, it'll be like "Mr. Whitacre, you were right, life sucks!" I was a kid once, I'm an insider.

#2104

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Sept. 15, 2010, 7:08 p.m.

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//Poetry in English class Student: Wow, that's ironic! Stelzner: The irony is that this isn't ironic -- it just sucks.

#2106

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Sept. 15, 2010, 7:12 p.m.

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Pham: Okay, this distill water........ you not supposed to blow dry hair while you take shower, you guy know that, right?

#2158

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Sept. 20, 2010, 1:12 p.m.

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Khoa: You don't need clothes in a game!

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Sept. 21, 2010, 5:54 p.m.

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Sophomore: Will we burn anything in theoretical physics? Nils: Your minds.

#2179

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Sept. 22, 2010, 10:18 p.m.

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Anderson: I saw some hands up here... they were blossoming, but now they're dead.

#2181

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Sept. 22, 2010, 10:20 p.m.

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Shirley: Do you use vector queues? Freshman: No... Shirley: Good, 'cause they don't exist.

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Sept. 28, 2010, 7:06 p.m.

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Whitacre: Don't anticipate failure, just enjoy it when it happens.