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May 25, 2009, 5:49 p.m.

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Josh Snyder: "You know what I just realized? I am simply a bag of meat and liquid, sitting in another bag with 4 other bags of meat and liquid talking and laughing about nothing basically" *long, awkward pause* Mandeep Bedi: "Your MOM is a bag of meat and liquid!"

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Jan. 18, 2011, 5:05 p.m.

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Giles: Richard supposedly failed the unit circle quiz over and over again on PURPOSE until I gave it out on yellow paper. For Asian pride.

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Nov. 12, 2018, 12:27 p.m.

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//discussing demographics in 9th apnsl //there's a chart with 4 age categories: under 16, 16-44, 45-64, and 65 or older Cirincione: Can you be more specific: How do you define middle aged? Alex: Like, 16-44 Cirincione: WHAT

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May 21, 2009, 8:54 p.m.

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I kinda half graded these, not exactly really. ~Mr. Rose

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May 21, 2009, 8:56 p.m.

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I wish I lived in China so I could assign five hours of homework each night. ~Mr. Rose

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May 21, 2009, 9:38 p.m.

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Demma: Yeah, I totally introduce myself like "Hi, my name is Charlie and my brain is really wrinkled." You know why I use that line? 'Cause it weeds out anyone who is even a little bit normal.

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May 22, 2009, 12:29 a.m.

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[Mr. Schafer wants to read Amir's story to the class] Amir: [stalling] "But, uh, the handwriting's kinda bad..." Mr. Schafer: "Trust me. I'm a professional. Gimme the paper."

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May 31, 2009, 2 p.m.

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Rose: The parabola, my favorite conic! No, wait... I can't choose between my children.

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May 31, 2009, 3:12 p.m.

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Rose: You see its like a donut cut in half but not the way you expect. Like cut sideways. Amir: Do you mean a bagel?

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June 2, 2009, 8:36 a.m.

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// At robotics election results Fish: "And the winner of the vice presidential election, between (sic) Aaron Tucker, Aaron Burger, Ori Perl, and Matt Bernstein is... Tucker!" Ori and Burger high five each other, point at Tucker Ori and Burger, in unison: "Sucks for you!"