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Dec. 1, 2025, 2:03 p.m.

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// Mr. Loh is teaching about the private keyword Ashwin: Mr. Loh is talking about privates?!

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March 27, 2019, 9:10 a.m.

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//Ms.Duval is explaining sex-linked and autosomal traits Duval: So if the postal service is working it isn't sex linked! Class: What....? Is that a euphemism? Duval: Male carriers! If there are maaale carriers. It can't be sex linked.

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April 8, 2019, 10:06 a.m.

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Gonzalez: You can tell this is AoA because they like to clap.

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Dec. 7, 2021, 11:52 a.m.

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Mr. Rose: If you type in to google, "rationalizing the denominator is stupid", you'll get lots of blog posts from arrogant math teachers. Uriel: Did you write any of those, Mr. Rose? Mr. Rose: uhhhhh... I try to be more open-minded... Mr. Rose: but I do have some good math blog posts you should read!

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Jan. 29, 2022, 3:11 p.m.

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// 20 minutes of pure chaos after school for analysis 1 exam cramming, Duval walks by Duval: Andy, my son is a squatter and I just love kicking him behind so he falls over like boop! // Later Duval: Oh hi Sean! Sean: How do you know my name... Duval: I was visiting Delaney's class in this morning and I saw a worksheet with your name on it. It's called being resourceful. // Later Sean dad jokes Duval Schwartz: Sean, if you were squatting, you would have been kicked already. // Later Duval: This is sedative Steven. Schwartz breaks down in laughter Schwartz: SEDATIVE STEVEN? Duval: Well yesterday Sudhish was all well behaved and quiet and when I asked him why, he said Steven was his sedative. Duval: That class has so many repeat names. We have 3 Alex, 2 Ste(v/ph)ens, and 2 of some other name I forgot. Andy: Jasons? Duval: Yes, Jasons. One of them spells his name wrong though, the Jacen with a C. Schwartz: Their whole family spells names wrong, but Bryan with a Y is slightly more acceptable.

#11349

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Dec. 21, 2022, 3:12 p.m.

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//9th pd fot discussion about how to attract sugar mommies to catfish nicole: oh! college board just texted me madeline: you should catfish them nicole: honestly, college board is the ideal sugar mommy

#9411

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Nov. 19, 2021, 3:47 p.m.

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//Schafer reading my 1.2k word physics problem to the whole class out loud Schafer: "Sus. Sussy.... *pauses* baka? what is baka??? Sussy little uwu baka owo egirl???? Shriyan how long is this problem??? Where are the physics???"

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April 15, 2019, 10:27 a.m.

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//Aiesha and David are discussing amount of work done on Chem R&E presentation Aiesha: You should work on the presentation! David: I did the bibliography! Aiesha: Good job. You copy-and-pasted. David: No, I changed the font!!

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Sept. 9, 2019, 3:19 p.m.

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//Giving rules for a timed writing Tinsley: If you really need to, you can write a hamburger-model essay. They're not the worst thing in the world. Tinsley: I mean they do slowly suck out my soul, but...

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Feb. 17, 2013, 6:49 p.m.

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//Harvard MIT Math Tournament 2013, Awards Ceremony MIT Guy: And thank your coaches for bringing you here! Hannah He: Who's our coach again?